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By Anonymous - 12/07/2010 23:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend looked at me and suggestively told me to take a shower. He's leaving for two days so I humored him, thinking he wanted to do it in the shower. I waited for 20 minutes before he knocked on the door, telling me he needed to shower as well. He just wanted me to take a shower. FML

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By -.- - 24/08/2013 23:54 - United States

Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2017 04:00

Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML

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Revenge!

By princess98 - 18/11/2019 05:00

Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to take a shower, because he smelt awful and wanted to cuddle. After 45 minutes, he did so. I wanted to cuddle and fool around after he was done. I got rejected because he didn't want to get dirty. FML

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Romantic

By Anonymous - 22/01/2011 05:29 - Canada

Today, at the end of another long workday, my husband announced that he was going to take a shower. Attempting to rekindle some much needed romance in our lives, I seductively asked him, "Want me to join you?" He replied, "Sure. But first I have to poop." FML

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Buzzing the tower

By Princess ? - 12/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 03:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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Gross dude, dude

By GhostPenguin - 08/10/2021 11:01 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML

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maalicious 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 9:03

ydi for not taking a shower all these daya

Just_Me_143 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 9:13

Well you should shower often enough that nobody will feel the need to ask you to take one.

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kel_pie 1

Tuesday 13 July 2010 13:31

maybe the poor guy could not stand the smell of Sally rotten crotch wet... hope you had the vent on.... wash your dirty butt every day....

perdix 29

Tuesday 13 July 2010 13:40

I wonder why he wants you to shower just before he leaves. Your smelly cloud of noxious gases emanating from your armpits, ass, feet and vag would have preserved your honor during his absence better than any chastity belt. He should be more concerned that you clean that shit up before he gets back.

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Tuesday 13 July 2010 14:28

YDI, Stinky McNasty.

ahugit 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 15:54

well, at least there's honesty in your relationship...

sallen0046 4

Tuesday 13 July 2010 16:37

Perhaps you required a shower. Maybe he even thought he was being nice by letting you go first and not using up all the hot water. Maybe your perfume, body spray, or lotion stinks to high heaven and you're unaware. Yeah, FYL for having a boyfriend who doesn't want you to stink.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Tuesday 13 July 2010 16:48

YDI for being unclean.

jasper456 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 17:32

that sucks but maybe u just smelled bad or had dirt on u so he didn't want to do it with a dirty smelly person

tbonea1990 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 17:33

I haste when pple r unkept

Shover 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 17:35

You seriously have to be reminded to shower ? Clearly you should start making this a daily routine. Pretty tough to ignore a girl that always smells good : )