Romantic

By Anonymous - 22/01/2011 05:29 - Canada

Spicy
Today, at the end of another long workday, my husband announced that he was going to take a shower. Attempting to rekindle some much needed romance in our lives, I seductively asked him, "Want me to join you?" He replied, "Sure. But first I have to poop." FML
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Doortje 29

His mouth said "Sure", but his ass said "No way".

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davidjr_saldana 0

hu? how is this an fml? unless u wanted him to poop on u

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WhatTheFuq 0

Nothing more romantic than ******** on your partners chest. Mmmmm

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alicianoar 7

Thanks ;) I've been doing my glutes workout everyday!!

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TerraDiablo 0

lol wats ur gamer tag mines sirsaladtosser

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crystalxa 35

That's normal for men to shit before taking a shower. I think alot of people do it! Depending on the smell I think a little love making still could have happened.

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Doortje 29

His mouth said "Sure", but his ass said "No way".

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alicianoar 7

Did he really say poop? Sounds juvenile. I bet he actually said "Sure, but first I have to take a banging shit. You know how curry makes me." and winked at you, before scratching his balls and letting out a tremendous stinky fart, and going into the toilet, where he ran out of toilet roll and had to wipe on the curtains.

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dre_bro11 12

you forgot the part where licked a piece of chocolate off his hands only to realise it was shit

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Katana9990 3

get an attractive ass before you go aroubd strutting it you ****

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moneybagz131 6

How immature of u.

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docscientist 9

You'd prefer sexing it up while he needs to poop? Maybe you do...dirrrty!

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amuck 0

can't help it when nature calls! you should have let him start showering for a few and then join him if you really love him. everyone takes poops, I'm sure you do to OP :)

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WhatTheFuq 0

Impossible girls don't poop,pee or fart. proven by our friends at myth busters.

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FMLforALL 0

I actually remember the episode where they 'proved' that girls fart more than boys. I was shocked that the participants rode horses all day with a tube up their keester!

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SeasonedLemur 5

Not funny I once had a girlfriend that used to throw her faeces at me, no joke! Used to squirt one out into her palm and launch it at my face aiming specifically at mine eyes!!

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SeasonedLemur 5

Thanks for being so understanding, I still have dreams about turds flying towards me. I doubt I'll ever escape them...

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srgsk9 9

Cool, except your grammar still sucked and nobody cares about your dreams.

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onepluszero 0

34, you're only dissing #17 because #13 is hot and she flagged her grammar first

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do20ss 4

13 appears to b 13, and who gives a shit about his grammar, r u grading this fml? understand where this man is coming from, shit flying at his eyes, give em a break....I'm sorry buddy, we can make it thru this

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docscientist 9

You guys expect perfect grammar when he's reliving a traumatic moment to share it with us?

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sh33na_is_a_punk 0

stop being fucken grammar Nazis. this peron is obviously scarred for life because of poop being hurled t his face

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jbchica 7

No one cares that you were desperate enough to date a girl that pooped in her hand and threw it at you...

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DjeePee 24

Why is OP's husband - and all men in general - stupid?

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generalcheif123 0

oh ya men are stupid clearly Einstein and newton and homer (no not the simpsons) were all women who came up with those things. u know what's stupid? your profile picture

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tuninggamer 0

What 39 said. ^ Also: having some promotionissues? ;)

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onepluszero 0

Hi 15, Your comment sucks. What's up 36, how are you today? YOU'RE A DUMB-ASS, 36!

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donkeyshlong420 0

15 your stupid

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docscientist 9

Please, leave your father issues with a psychologist, 15.

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MrRawwr84 0

so just say no... this isn't some life damaging or embarrasing situation, why post it on FML ??

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mightymart 5

youd rather have him poop in the shower?!

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