Tedious problems require extreme solutions

By Anonymous - 02/11/2021 22:59

Today, my life is so devoid of love and joy that I seriously considered making junk food my full-time hobby, in the hope of getting diabetes and dying from it. At least that would be a pleasant way to kill myself. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Diabetes would be a shitty way to die. Often there's blindness and amputations before death. Making junk food could become a lucrative side hustle. You'll make so much money, you could purchase love and joy.

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RichardPencil 30

Diabetes would be a shitty way to die. Often there's blindness and amputations before death. Making junk food could become a lucrative side hustle. You'll make so much money, you could purchase love and joy.

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Chazzster 28

There are quicker ways to kill yourself. End stage diabetes can include the loss of feet or legs. It’s not a pleasant way to die. It’s a whole lot easier to put fat on than to take it off. I urge you to seek professional mental health help because this sounds like depression.

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RichardPencil 30

And get some of her homemade junk food? Is she making candy, pastries or homemade potato chips? I wish I knew!

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IHaveThePower 16

Why not sign up for a cooking class, or learn how to knit? You don't have to overeat--you need a hobby. See if your local community center has some classes on various things, and try them out. Something fun should come up, and it'll make things a lot better. Cooking is actually a good place to start--you need to eat healthy meals, so making them fancy can be fun--but you can branch off into all sorts of things.

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Oatmeal_Cookiez 3

Diabetics is not a good way to go. My dad lost half a foot, his kidneys failed, he has heart attacks, and he suddenly stops breathing from time to time. It’s a horrible thing to go through.

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