Teenage kicks

By acnebutt - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, thanks to my peripheral vision and a dropped mirror, I realized that I have horrible acne on my ass. FML
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Top comments

kaos928 3

Well if you ever washed your ass you probably would have felt it.

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bossov_ballerina 0

Um... Ew? How didn't you realize it before?

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rexgar2000 10

How do you get acne on your ass? that's weird, you not human. FYL

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jessesgirl14 16

A person can get acne anywhere on their body. That's why they make body wash

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crushedone 7

Quit letting your BF spooge on your rump.

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thiscrazything 1

Ok, that's just weird. Don't you wash? I mean u Shuda noticed that. : /

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blair_x 12

Maybe they're bug bites?

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oneEAR1i 3

It took that unlikely event to find out u have horrible acne on your ass? Obviously you've never washed your ass. Which would have prevented the acne and gave you plenty of opportunities to notice ance lol. Not an FML Tis a fail!

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minaa23 3

GROSS. why the **** do we need to know? couldn't you just keep it to yourself and use proactiv or something. Proper hygiene could've prevented that. =/ or just visit a doctor? you're basically bitching about acne on your ass and acting like it's not your fault it's there. Either it's real and you're whining or it's fake and you just want to see peoples reaction about it.

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bloodypanda 0

Geez guys quit ripping on the person!:D Just because he/she has acne on their bum doesn't mean they don't wash it. They are probably unlucky, that crap happens you know!:p

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sarko30 7

Me three! I wash every part of me in the shower, butt included. Proactive made my acne 10000 times worse, and creams wouldn't work either. I had to go on medication to control it. It happens to some people, it doesn't necessarily mean a person doesn't wash...

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uknowitsJAIME 0

Seriously? U didn't notice that until now?!?!?!

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