Cars, Neighbours and Transportation: Territorial Pissings

Territorial Pissings

By El Camino - 25/11/2010 21:01 - United States

Today, I parked in a different lot because the one I usually park in was full. When I came back later, a bumper sticker was stuck to the windshield that said, "INCONSIDERATE F***, DON'T PARK HERE AGAIN!" To make matters worse, it was stuck on with a special type of glue, so it can't be removed. FML

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You deserved it 5 073

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 04:01

Today, in my tidy, small-town neighborhood, I parked my car 50 metres further back from my usual spot just across from our house on a half-empty public street, because it was taken. Apparently, someone didn't appreciate this. So much so, they put a used condom under my windshield wiper. FML

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You deserved it 132

By Amanda - 11/08/2009 05:52 - United States

Today, I went to Safeway. Go in, get stuff, come out, and I have almost no room to get into my car because an SUV was parked in a compact spot next to me all crooked. Irritated, I got a pen and paper and wrote 'Nice parking you F*ing idiot' and stuck it on the windshield. Then I notice someone was in the SUV. FML

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You deserved it 46 528

By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 272

You deserved it 7 233

By wils - 24/07/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, after work, I peeled a parking ticket off my windshield. It was so hot that the ink from the ticket made a stamp on my windshield. Now I have a permanent reminder staring me in the face wherever I drive. FML

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You deserved it 7 899

By Mustang - 05/08/2010 01:13 - United States

Today, some jerk super glued leaves and a note onto my car's front windshield. Not only is it directly in front of the driver's seat and makes it nearly impossible to drive, but it won't come off. What makes it worse? I was spending the night at a friend's house and the note was meant for her. FML

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You deserved it 2 608

Trash

By GuiltByTenuousAssociation - 01/03/2010 13:17 - United States

Today, I parked and noticed a car that was identical to mine across from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I came back to find both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized their mistake and left a note saying, "You deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!" FML

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You deserved it 2 849

By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

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You deserved it 79 846

By socargone - 17/01/2017 22:00

Today, I'm so bad at parking that I saw the guy next to me openly cringe as I pulled into a spot. FML

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You deserved it 1 914

Practice makes perfect

By Anonymous - 08/12/2024 03:00 - United Kingdom - Sunderland

Today, I had to come to terms with the truth that I'm absolutely terrible at parallel parking. After three failed attempts, I finally gave up and parked in a spot labeled "No Parking" just to make it stop. Of course, a car pulled in right behind me and blocked me in. FML

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You deserved it 507

By jason - 24/04/2009 13:24 - United States

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

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You deserved it 76 749

roaminginsomniac 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 23:27

Where did you park? Was it a handicapped space or what? ANYthing can be removed. Take it to a dealership. They can help you.

Doortje 29

Thursday 25 November 2010 23:31

Everything can be removed...

Comments

EvilDave 13

Friday 26 November 2010 0:39

Go back over the next few days and see who is parked there. If it is the same car, trash it

sk3l370n 0

Friday 26 November 2010 1:32

..and set it on fire.

colombiancartel 0

Friday 26 November 2010 2:01

..and flee

WhatTheFuq 0

Friday 26 November 2010 2:57

.... and go to McDonalds for a nice refreshing meal...

Kua_Mei 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 0:17

"nice" and "refreshing" should not be used in the same sentence as "McDonald's." Especially not in reference to a "meal" found there.

tundrathunder 0

Friday 26 November 2010 0:45

The person of course didn't say where they were parking at so i bet it was assigned parking. I would warn once and the next time you'll be towed; so OP deservered it...next time be more considerate of parking cause your car will be gone, if not compacted.

CaptainPat 0

Friday 26 November 2010 0:46

buy Goo-Off and a razor blade.

unko_oa 0

Friday 26 November 2010 0:50

you should buy some of the same ones and put one on every car in that lot.

FantasticFin 0

Friday 26 November 2010 0:51

FIRST! lol jks I can count. :)

RadAtThis01 0

Friday 26 November 2010 0:55

ydi for living in Indiana

brandi_1387 4

Friday 26 November 2010 1:34

WhAt does living in Indiana have to do with anything?

peachykeen93 17

Wednesday 28 December 2016 10:00

Thats funny

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Friday 26 November 2010 1:10

Vandalism: Putting ghetto bitches in their place since 1960.

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 26 November 2010 1:14

I'm pretty sure it's been going on longer than that. I can just imagine someone in the year 1000 branding obscenities on a horse that's been left in someone else's spot.

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Friday 26 November 2010 1:25

Eh...A.D. 1000, 1960; close enough.

bombiezz_1103 0

Friday 26 November 2010 1:28

hahahaa dumbass

lemonypower 6

Friday 26 November 2010 2:04

Well inconsiderate **** dont park there again. And try and...... no help for you, maybe a switchblade? What did you do that would provoke someone to do that? did you run something over? or a reserved space. The mystery will continue forever...

daniferrr 0

Friday 26 November 2010 2:15

Hey, at least everyone is now aware of how inconsiderate you are! Haha just kidding! That really sucks!! You can for sure get it off. Like everyone else has said, get a razor blade.