Love: Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space....

By jason - 24/04/2009 13:24 - United States

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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Car Wars

By no car - 04/08/2020 17:04

Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML

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Fighting talk

By Anonymous - 23/04/2022 18:00

Today, I went out with my girlfriend to a restaurant. After parking up next to a badly parked Audi, I commented, “Typical shit parking by an Audi driver.” Unbeknownst to me, the owner was walking to his car at the exact same moment. FML

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Trash

By GuiltByTenuousAssociation - 01/03/2010 13:17 - United States

Today, I parked and noticed a car that was identical to mine across from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I came back to find both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized their mistake and left a note saying, "You deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!" FML

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You deserved it 2 848

Troll level 3000

By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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You deserved it 145

By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

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You deserved it 79 845

Honest parenting

By Anonymous - 09/04/2022 16:00

Today, I hit a parked car and did some damage, so I left a note. My dad called me a moron and, to teach me a life lesson, made me drive back to the car in case the owner hadn’t seen it yet, and remove the note. He actually threatened to smash my PlayStation if I came back without the note. FML

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You deserved it 176

By j3r3zana16 - 31/10/2011 08:30 - Canada

Today, while parking, I accidentally hit my landlord's daughter's brand new car. I made a huge dent in the side door. I thought nobody was home, so I quickly went to my room. Turns out they were having a barbecue outside and saw the whole thing. FML

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By whoneedsdumbcars - 14/08/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML

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You deserved it 39 736

Overreaction

By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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You deserved it 15 862

I_am_stupid_also 6

Friday 24 April 2009 20:05

What a douche. I hope your gf's parents spit in your food.

kwbuzz23wk 0

Friday 24 April 2009 20:18

someone has mental/anger problems... no need to get that pissy over a parking spot

Comments

I_am_stupid_also 6

Friday 24 April 2009 20:05

What a douche. I hope your gf's parents spit in your food.

ilovefatcats 12

Sunday 7 February 2010 6:43

doche

ZTB13 4

Tuesday 3 August 2010 19:24

I bet when they read that you spit on the door handle they pissed their pants you big scary man.... Pathetic attempt at trying to scare and intimidate people

jackgoldstein 5

Friday 22 July 2011 6:00

#98 you fail at life.

Bbhd05 0

Friday 9 September 2011 0:40

Win

jarad206 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 5:00

**** in his food

luckyyyme 0

Friday 24 April 2009 20:07

Way to go. I doubt you'll be getting her dad's blessing anytime soon.

c00lsk8erboi 7

Sunday 15 August 2010 9:05

I'm just replying to get my comment seen, but everyone who voted ydi, how does he deserve it? I'd be pissed also if Simone parked in my space

Aoifexzx 3

Monday 6 September 2010 8:39

doesn't mean he has to be so damn rude either

feven 32

Saturday 19 March 2016 21:08

I know right. Simone is such a jerk.

FoxyFox122 0

Friday 24 April 2009 20:13

RE-tarded

kwbuzz23wk 0

Friday 24 April 2009 20:18

someone has mental/anger problems... no need to get that pissy over a parking spot

SnuWolf 15

Thursday 14 March 2013 8:17

Unless he's Sheldon Cooper.

skychu 18

Monday 2 June 2014 23:57

#122, Sheldon doesn't drive?

Paws_Cat 29

Thursday 25 December 2014 5:27

He got pissed when the university gave his space to Howard. God knows why.

Kickinchicken213 3

Friday 24 April 2009 20:21

dude, get over it! There are probably other places to park.

MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 20 March 2012 4:44

Its called assigned parking. You dont get to pick where your car goes!

rukusrazor 0

Friday 24 April 2009 20:24

"Hey assface, I bought you dinner. I also spit in your food."

MukyDaCookie 0

Friday 24 April 2009 20:24

I voted YDI and YLIF. I can totaly understand being angry that someone took your spot, I wouild probably leave them a note like that just for laughs. It really sucks that it was your girlfriend's parents. Hope they don't know its you

Vball6 19

Saturday 25 February 2012 22:00

This.

sheheartsthings 0

Friday 24 April 2009 20:25

Yeah, losing your assigned parking space is the most terrible thing that could ever happen in the world. Your anger and actions were completely justified.