Cars, Neighbours and Transportation: Territorial Pissings

Territorial Pissings

By El Camino - 25/11/2010 21:01 - United States

Today, I parked in a different lot because the one I usually park in was full. When I came back later, a bumper sticker was stuck to the windshield that said, "INCONSIDERATE F***, DON'T PARK HERE AGAIN!" To make matters worse, it was stuck on with a special type of glue, so it can't be removed. FML

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You deserved it 5 073

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 04:01

Today, in my tidy, small-town neighborhood, I parked my car 50 metres further back from my usual spot just across from our house on a half-empty public street, because it was taken. Apparently, someone didn't appreciate this. So much so, they put a used condom under my windshield wiper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 507

You deserved it 132

By Amanda - 11/08/2009 05:52 - United States

Today, I went to Safeway. Go in, get stuff, come out, and I have almost no room to get into my car because an SUV was parked in a compact spot next to me all crooked. Irritated, I got a pen and paper and wrote 'Nice parking you F*ing idiot' and stuck it on the windshield. Then I notice someone was in the SUV. FML

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You deserved it 46 528

By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 272

You deserved it 7 233

By wils - 24/07/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, after work, I peeled a parking ticket off my windshield. It was so hot that the ink from the ticket made a stamp on my windshield. Now I have a permanent reminder staring me in the face wherever I drive. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 647

You deserved it 7 899

By Mustang - 05/08/2010 01:13 - United States

Today, some jerk super glued leaves and a note onto my car's front windshield. Not only is it directly in front of the driver's seat and makes it nearly impossible to drive, but it won't come off. What makes it worse? I was spending the night at a friend's house and the note was meant for her. FML

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You deserved it 2 608

Trash

By GuiltByTenuousAssociation - 01/03/2010 13:17 - United States

Today, I parked and noticed a car that was identical to mine across from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I came back to find both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized their mistake and left a note saying, "You deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 423

You deserved it 2 849

By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 496

You deserved it 79 846

By socargone - 17/01/2017 22:00

Today, I'm so bad at parking that I saw the guy next to me openly cringe as I pulled into a spot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 397

You deserved it 1 914

Practice makes perfect

By Anonymous - 08/12/2024 03:00 - United Kingdom - Sunderland

Today, I had to come to terms with the truth that I'm absolutely terrible at parallel parking. After three failed attempts, I finally gave up and parked in a spot labeled "No Parking" just to make it stop. Of course, a car pulled in right behind me and blocked me in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 113

You deserved it 507

By jason - 24/04/2009 13:24 - United States

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 280

You deserved it 76 749

roaminginsomniac 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 23:27

Where did you park? Was it a handicapped space or what? ANYthing can be removed. Take it to a dealership. They can help you.

Doortje 29

Thursday 25 November 2010 23:31

Everything can be removed...

Comments

wtfsnickers 1

Friday 26 November 2010 17:17

wd40 will take it off

Tancaliel 12

Friday 26 November 2010 18:38

Before taking out the razor blades or box cutters like several people are suggesting, and possibly scratching your windscreen in the process, try heating up the sticker with a blow dryer. If you're lucky, the glue will soften enough to be able to take it off. (Or, if you're unlucky and do it on a cold enough day, your windscreen might shatter, I suppose. ;)) My dad managed to remove the logo of a company he no longer worked for that way. Though admittedly, that was glued to the car itself rather than the windscreen.

sallen0046 4

Friday 26 November 2010 20:17

It's glass. There is no glue that can't be removed from glass with acetone and a razor blade. Next time pay a little more attention to where you're parking and maybe people won't have to let you know what an inconsiderate ass you are.

jennien 1

Saturday 27 November 2010 2:29

Even if that was technically the person's spot, what was OP supposed to do? Put on the rocket boosters and park 6 feet above another car in the full lot? It amuses me when people try to get all possessive over things that are meant for public usage. You also can't keep me from parking in front of your house when the person I'm visiting's driveway is full, cause guess what asswipe? The road is government owned.

silentReaper 4

Saturday 27 November 2010 2:45

ahaha :) thats awesome.

RedShirted 3

Saturday 27 November 2010 10:29

I think I met the person who did this!

Michaelkg 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 10:45

a bumper sticker on the windshield? so a note. cuz I've never seen a bumper sticker say that

saturnsonic 3

Saturday 27 November 2010 20:09

wth? Where did you park to deserve that?

skatack 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 2:13

Were you parked illegally, or in someone's spot? Then you should just be happy they didn't have you towed.

BeRealz 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 8:49

This reminds me! Few weeks ago, I left a note to a *****-van. Saying "Go f*cking learn how to drive, as$hole". And left a nice dent bump on that van.. Point being? YDI, and FYL because that wasn't me. :(