Sex, Cute and Love: Thank you for being there for me - FML

Thank you for being there for me

By myboyfriendisweird - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Phoenix

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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, we were cuddling when he grabbed his penis and made it say, "That was amazing! Thank you for the sex." He's 21 years-old. FML

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zanna_winchester 11

Monday 5 January 2015 12:16

That's very polite of mister winky!!

sturschaedel 27

Monday 5 January 2015 12:22

He waited until after the sex. I don't see anything wrong with that, plus he said it was amazing. Take the compliment and laugh at his joke.

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jordanashley211 20

Thursday 5 February 2015 5:55

Sounds just like a twenty one year old, and much more polite than some of the guys I've been with. Way to go! Lmao.

LovelyMelody 3

Friday 29 May 2015 6:05

That is so weird. Iam so sorry >.<

JoJoKittyCat 6

Monday 22 June 2015 19:04

I thought you said "I" not "He"

slashsfan07 2

Friday 13 May 2016 5:35

at least he has a bit of humor

Rababco 29

Thursday 26 May 2016 7:04

Personally, I think that's pretty adorable and funny. Maybe he's just childish and likes being goofy. He was probably trying to get you to laugh. At least he told you the sex was great.

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