Thank you for being there for me

By myboyfriendisweird - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Phoenix

Spicy
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, we were cuddling when he grabbed his penis and made it say, "That was amazing! Thank you for the sex." He's 21 years-old. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 995
You deserved it 7 043
Halloween: Terror and Laughter
Discover stories that combine fright and humor for an unforgettably funny Halloween. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

sturschaedel 27

He waited until after the sex. I don't see anything wrong with that, plus he said it was amazing. Take the compliment and laugh at his joke.

307 5

Comments

AMcM_fml 21

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
172pilot 20

We never grow up we just do the same stuff and our toys get more expensive

82 4
livinginabook 24

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
22 88
Retaheki 27

Not true. There's a difference between mental maturity and physical maturity. Besides, we men never mature. We just act like adults when needed.

93 12
MidnaLink 33

I actually thought she was implying mental maturity. I kind of think that's true… kind of.

4 15
bryce0110 23

How my childhood went it seemed I matured faster then about every girl in my school, along with my friends so idk.

3 14
joeyl2008 29

I don't see the big deal. I'm 24 and did the exact same thing last time I had sex. it was like 9 years ago but whatever. ..

12 2
Exodiafinder687 58

Well considering OP's boyfriend had to grab Mr. Winky and make him say it I don't think Mr. Winky is all that polite. If he was really polite he would have said it on his own.

63 5
zanna_winchester 11

Mr winky lost his vocal cords at a young age. But can communicate with ops boyfriend through brain waves. So he has to speak for him !!

52 3
katachristic 19

The newest up and cumming profession?

22 3
Bootrick 11

Sounds pretty normal to me. But, it's only cute and funny if you also liked the sex.

65 8
sturschaedel 27

He waited until after the sex. I don't see anything wrong with that, plus he said it was amazing. Take the compliment and laugh at his joke.

307 5
howard007 18

Oh god imagine if he said it during sex

36 4
reaxion 25

Yeah, it might have been a bit muffled if he had :)

9 0
patrickeli 15

Who doesn't love someone who's overly animated... right?

19 3
spacey_blueberry 18

That's kinda cute actually. I would have laughed and said, "any time Mr. Penis"

90 2
energizerbunny23 18

Well at least he isn't thanking someone else.

17 4