Sex, Cute and Love: Thank you for being there for me - FML

Thank you for being there for me

By myboyfriendisweird - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Phoenix

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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, we were cuddling when he grabbed his penis and made it say, "That was amazing! Thank you for the sex." He's 21 years-old. FML

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zanna_winchester 11

Monday 5 January 2015 12:16

That's very polite of mister winky!!

sturschaedel 27

Monday 5 January 2015 12:22

He waited until after the sex. I don't see anything wrong with that, plus he said it was amazing. Take the compliment and laugh at his joke.

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greystruck 4

Thursday 8 January 2015 7:23

i should try this.

bigdaddyeric 35

Thursday 8 January 2015 7:42

You are so lucky to have a great guy like that, I'll take him if you don't want him....

baahs101 4

Thursday 8 January 2015 8:41

That is funny. If you did not find it funny you don't deserve his amazing talking penis and he should take it elsewhere.

codyslong 12

Friday 9 January 2015 3:37

That's just funny.

FRUITFUCKED 9

Friday 9 January 2015 9:15

I think that's awesome! <3 to that guy!

AcieMcG 21

Saturday 10 January 2015 21:04

So I shouldn't treat my boyfriends penis like a puppet? *I'll have to remember that*

donutcallmethat 16

Sunday 11 January 2015 6:08

Well, some women have a sense of humor.

Fou_Lou 20

Monday 12 January 2015 14:09

My girlfriend would laugh if id do that. Your poor inner child. You probably killed it horribly. XD

DanbotXIII 10

Tuesday 20 January 2015 7:46

lol, well if it helps, my wife would say stuff like that about me, just +10 the age. Just cause you get older, does not mean you feel different! Grab your outer labia next time and reply!

asm9296 3

Wednesday 21 January 2015 21:47

it will probably never change. men do things like that their whole lives.

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