Money, Family and Work: Thank you for your service - FML

Thank you for your service

By alek - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was the waiter for my family at the village inn. It wasn't too bad, until I found out they left me no tip, only a napkin that said, "Get a haircut." FML

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aardvarks 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 18:45

that seems like a good tip to me.

JennaMason 6

Thursday 14 July 2011 19:00

TAKE THE ADVICE.

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remowilliams_fml 5

Thursday 30 June 2016 14:53

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

smpletxt 14

Sunday 17 July 2016 2:33

There is a reason why there shouldn't be tipping in America. But still, if you don't do it you're an asshole.

gavanator127 8

Tuesday 10 July 2018 2:51

Some people...

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 12 March 2023 6:30

Just because they're family doesn't mean they'll leave a tip. And because they were family, did you not give them as good of service because you're more comfortable with them and just assumed they'd leave you a tip regardless? Honestly, the tipping system needs to just stop and food service workers need to be paid a decent wage. Tips are extra and shouldn't be the primary source of income for waiters.

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