Money, Family and Work: Thank you for your service - FML

Thank you for your service

By alek - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was the waiter for my family at the village inn. It wasn't too bad, until I found out they left me no tip, only a napkin that said, "Get a haircut." FML

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Top comments

aardvarks 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 18:45

that seems like a good tip to me.

JennaMason 6

Thursday 14 July 2011 19:00

TAKE THE ADVICE.

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jayer_hooo 0

Friday 15 July 2011 3:47

meme

KaylieBieber13 0

Friday 15 July 2011 3:50

thts a wonderful tip

Ashlynlongman 0

Friday 15 July 2011 4:25

wow judge-mental much? that was harsh

Luvmehateme292 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 18:43

judgmental is one word.

sweetheartslim 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 6:46

judgmental isn't hyphenated, you ditz.

_Oblivion_ 12

Friday 15 July 2011 5:23

Quit crying over a shitty tip. Like a whole 5 dollars is gunna pay for expenses. Your family raised you, you should be tipping them for what they did for you growing up. You get payed for them spending money at that restuarant.

Enigmax2514 7

Friday 15 July 2011 5:28

it WAS a tip... which means advise... cut your hair before u scare off ur customers! lol

brownmegan 0

Friday 15 July 2011 6:00

that was a tip, just not the one you wanted

MrWhiteGluz 1

Friday 15 July 2011 6:11

assholes I would piss in their drinks next time

alliesun32 0

Friday 15 July 2011 6:20

that is a tip you dumbass !!!

Luvmehateme292 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 18:45

You look naked.

vettle 6

Friday 15 July 2011 6:53

I hate tipping. next time make sure your hair isn't in their food!

vettle 6

Friday 15 July 2011 6:53

I hate tipping. next time make sure your hair isn't in their food!

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