Love: Thanks but no thanks

Thanks but no thanks

By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 18:01 - United States

Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 534

You deserved it 2 403

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 11:29 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 157

You deserved it 2 571

By dylanhollis - 17/01/2014 12:49 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I signed up for a dating site and used a photo of my mother and me at a wedding. Everyone stops responding when they find out they're talking to me and not her. FML

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You deserved it 9 186

By koolkat9 - 22/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Albion

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 027

You deserved it 3 311

By weneedthatmoneytoliveon - 26/06/2013 14:08 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I overheard my mother Skyping with her new "boyfriend" about the $1,000 she just sent him. She barely knew what internet dating was three weeks ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 158

You deserved it 3 622

Tinder surprise

By Anonymous - 14/01/2023 04:00

Today, a woman turned up uninvited at my house, ready for our first date. After some embarrassed investigating, it turns out my mother signed me up to Tinder and arranged a date, all without telling me, because she refuses to believe I prefer solitude over dating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 077

You deserved it 123

By dork - 02/07/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend and his family. We were talking about relationships, and I commented on how online dating was the dumbest thing ever. His mom and step-dad went on to tell me how they had met through an online dating service. FML

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You deserved it 50 176

Open-minded

By plaid_is_cool - 05/05/2020 05:00

Today, my mom called me and asked me to fix her computer, three days after saying she never wanted to see me again for dating a boy. I got lectured to on how I'm ruining my life the whole time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 507

You deserved it 235

By nekoneko - 07/02/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 036

By baebookboo - 04/08/2014 15:08 - United States - Lawrence

Today, I asked my mom about signing up for an online dating site. She took one look at me and said, "Why get rejected online when you can just go outside for the same?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 207

You deserved it 4 493

By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 552

You deserved it 2 863

TazInYourPantz 13

Thursday 5 July 2012 0:28

Key word, here, perhaps: 'decent'.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Thursday 5 July 2012 0:32

Op must be Selena Gomez. Justin Bieber isn't a decent boyfriend. Or girlfriend. Or singer.

Comments

Awsumuzzie 12

Thursday 5 July 2012 2:07

I just hate it when people hijack things and make situations awkward.

TheDrifter 23

Thursday 5 July 2012 3:00

There's a massively distasteful joke in here somewhere, I just can't seem to hit it.

flutter4 7

Thursday 5 July 2012 5:23

Wow

custmwoody9 4

Thursday 5 July 2012 2:11

I think you missed her point! It's called reading between the lines. Good luck.

doglover569 0

Thursday 5 July 2012 2:56

I feel as though she is "hinting" something to you... Mother knows best ;)

flutter4 7

Thursday 5 July 2012 5:21

Mother always has an opinion but it's not always the best

doglover569 0

Thursday 5 July 2012 8:38

I agree! was merely stating it as a joke because we all know that's not true haha! Also, that is why I put the "winky" face!

PrettyKookieToo 8

Thursday 5 July 2012 3:04

Oh well, free prescription to eHarmony or whatever.

PrettyKookieToo 8

Thursday 5 July 2012 11:32

Wait a second, prescription isn't the word I'm looking for here. *subscription

TheDrifter 23

Thursday 5 July 2012 3:08

This all depends on your boyfriend. Perhaps she has mistaken him for one of your teachers or a local drug dealer? Just blow him on her couch with the door unlocked, it seems to be a popular way of introducing boyfriends to parents.

TheDrifter 23

Thursday 5 July 2012 3:13

Just blow him on her couch with the door unlocked. Dozens of other posters have found that this method ensures he will meet your parents in a timely manner. She might think he is just someone you know, but this method will clarify things.