Thanks but no thanks

By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 18:01 - United States

Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Op must be Selena Gomez. Justin Bieber isn't a decent boyfriend. Or girlfriend. Or singer.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Maybe your mom has noticed something about your boyfriend that you haven't? Doesn't hurt to reevaluate your relationship. If your mom is just being a bitch, FYL.

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doglover569 0

FLUTTERSHY!!! That was so bold of you to say! I'm proud =,)

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Oh, I'm so happy someone noticed! I've been getting assertiveness training :')

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every1luvsboners 11

That's her way of saying shes been banging your boyfriend and it's time for you to find someone else to pleasure her.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Hell, I know of some dollar-store ****** willing to give the mom a happy ending.

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SkoomaKi 27

Ask your boyfriend to be the best gentleman possible. I'm talking tux, Rolex and a popular male perfume. If your mum is still not convinced, screw her (metaphorically).

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PrincessPesa 20

Ew. A tuxedo, an exorbitantly expensive watch and some crap mass-produced designer fragrance swill makes a man a true gentleman? That sounds like a Ken doll. And here I thought good values, respect for one another and oneself and a great sense of humor were true assets. Huh. Guess I learned something new today.

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SkoomaKi 27

Princess - If you mistook my comment for being literal, I am sorry. It is a joke. I don't know what makes the perfect gentlemen and probably never will. And I completely agree with good values, respect and true assets.

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PJmeloche 2

Doesn't even look like a joke, not even funny.

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Bluekaren16 19

Have you formally introduced him to her? She might have thought he was just a friend.

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Needafarm 22

It sounds like the only man that's good enough for you is the one she picks out. Good luck!

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Needafarm 22

On the same note, my mom is married to the guy she was thinking of introducing me to 8 years ago. She had the same idea your mom does only it turns out she really liked him and he her. So now i call him "Daddy." lol. I don't, but we get along well enough.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

yeah, now OP knows what her mom thinks of her boyfriend. :-(

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rebel_belle1974 5

Lol doesn't sound like she likes him :D

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linkinpark98 23

Oh my gosh, really? What the hell, I would have never known!

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NeedSomeLogic 7

She maybe doesn't know that he is your boyfriend. Tell her she maybe have gotten confused.

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afallingstar 22

Well you mom doesn't think your boyfriend is decent and maybe shes on to something...we often are blinded in the early parts of a relationship and don't see the bad in others until its too late...happened to me, it took me 12 years to realize the man I married was totally wrong for me

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Or maybe OP's mom just likes to kvetch, and nobody OP comes up with could possibly be good enough to suit her mom.

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