Thanks but no thanks

By nu_ravers_101 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went surfing. One of my instructors came up to me and told me that the other, good looking, instructor didn't have a girlfriend. Who then turned around and said, "I do if you are trying to set me up with her." FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 013
You deserved it 4 176

Top comments

rawrkira 3

Most people don't look so hot after swimming, it's probably not your fault OP. But either way, he's a douche to say that in front of you.

ArtIsResistance7 1

Knock him over the head with your board. If you hit him hard enough, he might become delusional enough to actually go out with you!

Comments

tiffyxmac 0

lol damn! but who cares about guys? lmfao go for a girl ;]

He was rude to even say something like that in front of you. Ya know the old saying..... If you don't have anything nice to say .. DON"T SAY IT. Geeezzze people are so rude. I would have come back with something like..... I don't date ASSHOLES !

maybe it'S not bout you? maybe the guy just doesn't want a gf o.O

no need to freak out. i was just kidding. gooooood kitty. gooooooooood kitty.

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !

JCo352 3

It's ok OP, lot's of people in this world are ugly, including me. :/

let's hope that, as a man, you are not fishing for compliments.

JCo352 3

Ummm no, just a sarcastic post, don't read to much into it.

it's either a) you were fishing for compliments because you're insecure or b) you were being sarcastic and actually believe you're good looking. however, looking at the "I'm Awesome...jk...no I'm not," on your profile, it appears as though option a is the more likely one. so you can be an emotional pussy or an arrogant dick. choose wisely.

JCo352 3

You are definitely spending to much time on FML commenting on everyones post, settle down. I know I look good, I don't need your approval, or anyone else's on here. And that, "...no I'm not" is referring to the "jk" part, not "I'm awesome" part. I'm neither an "emotional pussy" or an "arrogant dick" lol. My advice to you, quit being an e-gangster, it's not cool, especially when you would not have the balls to say any of this to my face.

if you use neither, it must be nor. i love being an e-gangster because it pleases me to rofl your waffles. i'm currently interning, and as i have no task at hand at the moment, i'm just enjoying my leisure time. you look small as hell and i would not be afraid, or even hesitant, to rofl your waffle in real life. you look like justin bieber post-puberty and slightly resemble a rat. don't channel your insecurities by trying to look cool. your waffle has been rofled. -courtesy of your e-master.

JCo352 3

I highly doubt you would say any of this to my face, you criticize my looks, yet you don't even have a picture of yourself up. The absence of a picture speaks a thousand words. Go get a life little boy. BTW, I'm 6' 0" 190 lbs, if you think you would have the balls to talk this shit to my face, I'm more than willing to give you my address, if not, just stfu you little pussy.

you gave me your build, and i'm gonna take it as 5'4 @ 134 lbs. sir, i can have a picture of a random man, a gargantuan one at that, and you wouldn't know if that's me or not. you're old, and at your age, you should've graduated college in '08. be productive and get a real job, or perhaps attend grad school to better your career. take your testosterones elsewhere and get rid of your macho bullshit. you should know better. by the way, allow me to give YOU an advice: regardless of how big you are, you can't stop bullets. or my rofling of your waffles. -once again, with best regards, your e-master.

Waffle person, stop trolling him, JCo, stop being trolled. *yawn".

JCo352 3

Lol, yeah, you win, you "rofl'd my waffles". Good job! You can think I'm 5' 4", that would be your downfall. Bullets? Lol, I doubt you even own a gun. Me on the other hand, I can post a picture of mine, with me in the picture to prove I didn't get a random picture off of the internet. Oh, and I can tell math is not your strong suit, along with capitalization and grammar. And no, I am no e-gangster.

JCo352 3

Ok, 88, I'll stop, little ******* that start shit over the internet bother me though.

lmao iicaptain... you are like the peacemaker in FML...

Sindelicious 0

You should of replied "Oh because I know a great GUY for you!" lmao

ayebaybaylie 0

Wow, what a jerk! I feel bad for OP, but who would want to be with a guy like that anyways?

HE1D1 0

Aww thats mean! im sorry that happened to you. fyl

JCo352 3

Umm, how do you come to this conclusion?

Yes you are, because even if it was true, it really wouldn't add anything to the FML and therefore there would have been no need to state it.