Thanks but no thanks

By nu_ravers_101 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went surfing. One of my instructors came up to me and told me that the other, good looking, instructor didn't have a girlfriend. Who then turned around and said, "I do if you are trying to set me up with her." FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 012
You deserved it 4 176
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rawrkira 3

Most people don't look so hot after swimming, it's probably not your fault OP. But either way, he's a douche to say that in front of you.

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Knock him over the head with your board. If you hit him hard enough, he might become delusional enough to actually go out with you!

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islandjew247 0

ouch, sounds like time for her to get a makeover 0_o ♥

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imaginaryvoice 18

That's gay. You get by with just "ha" and I can't get by with "haha that sucks. sorry OP."

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ToastGurl 0

Butterface or butterbody??? Or both?

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jamieeeee 0

how is this an fml? he had a girlfriend so what?

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selenagirl_fml 0

he didn't HAVE a girfriend... He didn't have one but he lied, so the instructor would't hook them up... UNDERSTAND?????

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legonut4 0

it's funny because he thinks your ugly.

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selenagirl_fml 0

do you always say "it's funny because..."?

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LouisianaBob 9

So the first instructor thought you were attractive and the second one either didn't think so or just didn't want to be set up.

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rainbowhobos 4

#13 is referring to the foreign guy from family guy. It's funny because you don't get it. :D

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ersa1802 0

hahaa. thats a nice way he put it. :P not that big a deal, it's not the end of the world.

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fistnazal 10

you want some wine with that cheese??! (lol... I wondeeeeer if this is going to start anything...)

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supergirl69_fml 0

well said 28

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huggi09 0

well on account it's, you want some cheese with that wine, I don't think so! I'd have to agree. No!

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roflinyourwaffle 0

why thank you 32 :) and 27, just in case you got excited about all these replies, the answer's still no.

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suppressed08 2

the OP might not be ugly. they could be pretty but the instructor doesn't want to go out with anyone.

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selenagirl_fml 0

I'm not stupid to not know that... I was asking why is he repeating the SAME thing in every single FML for today. It's funny because YOU don't get it....

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selenagirl_fml 0

#41, I think the whole FML is about op being insulted by the other instructor.... I think that's what the op is trying to say....

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Brittneyyyy 7

No, 41, he doesn't want to go out with HER. She might not be ugly, but he doesn't like her.

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fistnazal 10

wait. you replied. you can have the Internet waffle boy... lol it's ok

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Elicy1984 0

Nobody likes to be set up, when they are perfectly able to get dates themselfs..

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chuchurocket 4

his balls were probably not big enough to allow it, after shrink so much in the water

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KiddNYC1O 20

81- that's smoke over 27's face. I thought what you thought at first lol

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MadameJello 0

10 : he didn't have a gf he just said that so the other instructor wouldn't set him up with the OP

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sactownsfinest 0

OP......BURN!!!!

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cckkjjcc 0

#64, but in this case he says I do if your trying to set me up with HER. if he just didn't want to be set up with anyone he would have stopped at set me up.

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SOTYsNumber1Fan 0

108 = black guy from high school musical 1,2,3 and that skipping movie!!!

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BananaSticker 0

Not really an FML. If he's not attracted to you, he's not attracted to you. Did you want him to go along with it and be miserable on a date when he'd rather be at home JUST so he wouldn't hurt your feelings? Here's a sticker to help you only care about the people that care about you. :]

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Elicy1984 0

#113 Yes I did read it aswell... I don't know what kind of "set me up/or not" -deal those guys have, but I was just saying generally. If you're capable of getting dates yourself, you don't really want to be set up by your friends.. And I just think in this post, it's fairly obvios that he was messing around. Why would a guy let his friend ask girls out for him, when he is right there! next to them. Makes no sense :)

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F3LiCkZ 0

lol he said that to lie to get out of dating her

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karmaSUCKS321453 0

no, he said if your trying to set me up with her because I have one now. she took it the wrong way just like therest of you. you FAIL

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swimchick7 1

#50 You're stupid...he said I do IF you are trying to set us up. Basically he didn't want to be set up with her so he was faking

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Artsygirl90 14

aw, that's too bad. I guess you are gonna have to find someone actually interested in you. :D

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Knock him over the head with your board. If you hit him hard enough, he might become delusional enough to actually go out with you!

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Kielnmsoftly 26

But if this were reversed and a guy beat a girl over the head for saying that, he's an asshole and goes to jail. Who the **** uprated this? ******* bullshit.

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GreenSpirit_fml 0

hahaha sucks for you.. that guy is way funny though

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rawrkira 3

Most people don't look so hot after swimming, it's probably not your fault OP. But either way, he's a douche to say that in front of you.

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ajh557 22

Ya but chicks do look hot while surfing. At least the ones who know a little about surfing.

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stitch_book 4

OP, when he said "her," did he emphasize it? he might not have meant to hurt you. i used the EXACT same line before, but it wasn't because i didn't think she was worth it; it was because i didn't like people setting me up with others as if i didn't know how to make my own choices.

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