Awkward and Love: Thanks but no thanks

Thanks but no thanks

By nu_ravers_101 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went surfing. One of my instructors came up to me and told me that the other, good looking, instructor didn't have a girlfriend. Who then turned around and said, "I do if you are trying to set me up with her." FML

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rawrkira 3

Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:23

Most people don't look so hot after swimming, it's probably not your fault OP. But either way, he's a douche to say that in front of you.

ArtIsResistance7 1

Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:11

Knock him over the head with your board. If you hit him hard enough, he might become delusional enough to actually go out with you!

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Thursday 29 July 2010 5:34

I want something else... (do-do-do, do-do-do-dooo)

lilman02 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 13:50

DRY!!! #15

randomlettrrs 8

Thursday 29 July 2010 15:20

thanks

cmgriffith__ 0

Friday 30 July 2010 18:26

ouch...

gosef 1

Saturday 31 July 2010 0:07

whipped

hey_you_TeamJaco 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 14:00

that's mean!! bois r dumb, their super stupid.

lollife_23 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 10:55

@137 *Boys are dumb, they're super stupid The irony of your comment did make me laugh :)

TheWayILovedYou 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 4:54

That's so mean! I'm sorry, :(

JoshGHardy 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 20:03

that may have been him saying yes to u

klentner 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 7:18

It happens to all us in my such she called me a low life scum of the earth week my wisdom move be the new chick it works

MattChristensen 14

Tuesday 10 March 2015 22:34

Dot. Start a sentence with the word "who" unless it's a question

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