Thanks for sharing

By uni life - 15/05/2012 08:08 - Australia - Perth

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Today, whilst working in a pharmacy, I was given the pleasure of listening to an old lady share the details of what she sticks up her vagina. FML
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SqueakyChipmunk 21

"A tampon, a Barbie doll, any type of vegetable, a Labradoodle, weave, a Chicken leg, a kitten, my nephew's textbooks--" "JESUS CHRIST LADY, SHUT UP!"

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MrFuzzles 5

As a pharmacist, I hope you payed close attention!

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rda7117 0

So ******* what. Get over it. Lots of people should be professional. You shouldn't work there if your not good with confidentiality

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redmane 21

Whoa, dude. Slow down. People have differing degrees of sensitivity and it's completely understandable to be uncomfortable with an old lady telling her those things. It doesn't say she was rude to the lady, just that she had to listen to it.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

According to your logic, OP shouldn't be disgusted and uncomfortable with an old woman telling OP about what she shoves in her ******. Some people don't like to talk about that kind of stuff. Quit being such an arrogant jackass and get over yourself. Not everyone is comfortable with those subjects.

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watermelon323 3

you wouldn't believe the things you see and/or hear at the pharmacy. I was at my pharmacy late one night working when an old lady came up and picked up her husband's viagra prescription, it was pretty expensive but she just smiled and left. A few minutes later, the husband came back in and wanted to return it because "damn! the stuff is not worth it!" lol

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loserman67 35

"Well let's see, in '66 I had Abby Hoffman up there. That was right after Jimmy Hendrix gave me a good boning. Then, oh my, Roger Moore, The Who, The Stones, Fleetwood Mac. Then in the 70's I got a merkin in the shape of an afro and hit the disco scene. Shoved a lot of cocaine up there, wild times..., wild times. The 80's were a blur, but I think I recall Dustin Hoffman stopping in for a visit. In the 90's, well Bill Clinton used to keep about 12 cigars up there for the times Hillary wasn't putting out. Al Gore blamed global warming on my cooch after spending a night in there. And well, in the 2000's... Simon Cowell, but you get the picture Dear, I get around."

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ashhxcore 6

bahaha i work in a pharmacy too. i haaate when people do that. i work up front, nothing to do with the pharmacy. one time a lady told me that she was gonna keep a close eye on the douche she was buying so no one stole it this time.. & another time i had to talk to a lady on the phone about how she needs to find extra small condoms because her husband isnt exactly hung like a horse... fml. hahah

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deviable 9

So that's why they say it's bad luck to open an umbrella inside...

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Kibaruto 33

At least she didn't continue into what she sticks up the other end...

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Branderson48 2

I sometimes tell people that to:)

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reten 0

I bet if u were a man and her age that would have made u horny

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jayisacooter 1

Good for her!!!! Sexually active in her senior years!! You are most likely NOT getting any sex and bitter!!!!!

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THE_A_TEEN 27

You are most likely an Ass for assuming that OP doesn't get laid. I'm pretty sure no one wants to hear about an old woman and her urge to shove objects in her ******.

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