Thanks for sharing

By uni life - 15/05/2012 08:08 - Australia - Perth

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Today, whilst working in a pharmacy, I was given the pleasure of listening to an old lady share the details of what she sticks up her vagina. FML
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SqueakyChipmunk 21

"A tampon, a Barbie doll, any type of vegetable, a Labradoodle, weave, a Chicken leg, a kitten, my nephew's textbooks--" "JESUS CHRIST LADY, SHUT UP!"

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MrFuzzles 5

As a pharmacist, I hope you payed close attention!

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Zachthejoker 10

Welcome to, the twilight zone. Do doo do doo do doo do doo

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tehaustiebear 34

and this one time, at band camp...

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imaginaryvoice 18

Did she inform you of the quality? Or the quantity?

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imaginaryvoice 18

47: It's a picture of me, and if turned upside down you can see a picture of my boyfriend:)

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

High five of you clicked on 94's pic first thinking "WTF...?" and then a second time to see her boyfriend XD

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italiancows 8

You will thumb down this comment.

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MrFuzzles 5

As a pharmacist, I hope you payed close attention!

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IOmnomHard 10

You're assuming she's a pharmacist. Some pharmacies have regular people working registers. I doubt an actual pharmacist,a female at that, would complain hearing about anything related to body parts, being in the medical career.

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TrinityisLife 22

I'm a certified pharmacy tech and I complain of it all the time >_>

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torch433 1

thats the life of working at a pharmacy FYL

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mpsteve137 15

Say here's something you can shove up there, and flick her off

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

The awkward moment when she actually does stick it up there.

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cornielious 1

Ahhh that may not be the best course of action

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lorenzoman77 7

That's just gross... But hey, at least she doesn't stick monopoly pieces up there!

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mboehm88 3

43 - You don't know that. She might stick the whole damn game board up there.

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GirlWithHair 4

So....what does she stick up her ******?

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gurly98 13

So, what does she not put in her ******? Exactly

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SkoomaKi 27

God dammit guys, I can't finish now!

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jjake20140 2

She has a very strange thing for squash.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Vicks VapoRub. All up in there. Refill!

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Jays7 10

Gotta love the elderly, OP! At least it wasn't your grandmother?

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Blacksxe 1

At least she didn't talk about her having any type of sexual disease and the puss that leaks from it. I say you got lucky man.

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Llamacod 11

And by "man" I presume you meant "woman"

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

"A tampon, a Barbie doll, any type of vegetable, a Labradoodle, weave, a Chicken leg, a kitten, my nephew's textbooks--" "JESUS CHRIST LADY, SHUT UP!"

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Aww, it cut me off. "Jesus Christ lady, shut up!"

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nelds 12

A kitten?!?!?! Poor kitty!

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nelds 12

Haha that's brilliant. I love cats. Only the ones that meow though. O.o

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Keevarou 17

38, so not my grandmothers..? It cant meow because of the vocal chords or something D; Poor snuggle..

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nelds 12

I guess I can make an exception. Love all the kitties

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Nabee143 3

38 Don't discriminate the poor little cats. Even the ones that moo deserve a chance! Lol

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Il_Maestro 6

I'm sure the OP was just dying to figure out what other foreign objects she could stick up her ******.

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Senseless_487 29

Whoops, sorry, I forgot that humor falls short on some.

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kirrra 11

89- while its true humour sometimes falls short, its a totally different story when the "joke" isn't all that humoures.

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