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By nothealthy - 29/03/2016 04:51 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my sister called after she found out I was hospitalized with surgery complications. Worried about me? Wondering if I'm okay? Nope. Just mad that I texted her an update rather than calling. I didn't call because I had surgery on my throat and can't speak. FML

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You deserved it 1 248

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2013 16:49 - United States

Today, my sister texted me, saying she was about to go into surgery. It's been a long time coming, and we've both been worried about what could happen. I texted "good luck" back. My phone autocorrected it to "goodbye" and I didn't even notice. FML

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By Only me - 10/04/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I was texting my mom about a surprise visit, and autocorrect changed "surprise" to "surgery." I hit send before noticing, and now she thinks I’m planning some major medical procedure, and has been calling me nonstop to check if I’m OK. FML

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You deserved it 112

By mrsfantastic - 12/09/2010 14:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I was recovering from an operation. After I felt better, I checked my phone. There were 35 missed calls and angry text messages from my boyfriend asking why I wasn't at his house to cook his dinner. FML

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You deserved it 6 505

By Anonymous - 12/08/2015 04:05 - United States - Racine

Today, my mom got angry that I wasn't responding to her texts. I couldn't because I was in the dentist's chair. She'd dropped me off, and after returning from errands, sent the text from the waiting room. FML

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I hate the be the bearer of bad news…

By Anonymous - 05/02/2021 23:01

Today, I texted my sister to ask her if she was OK after finding out that one of her oldest friends had died. She didn’t know. FML

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You deserved it 98

By thanksmom - 01/05/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, I called my mom for the first time in a few weeks, just to chat because I miss her. When she picked up, the first thing she said was, "Why are you calling? What's wrong? Do you have swine flu??" When I told her that I didn't, and I just wanted to chat, she hung up. FML

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You deserved it 4 461

By anonymouss - 24/05/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I collided heads at a soccer game and needed 13 stitches in my head. I texted all my contacts to let them know I was in the hospital. I got back one response that said "bitch got what you deserve" it was from my cousin. No one else ever texted me back. FML

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You deserved it 26 373

By UsedForSurgery - 28/10/2017 01:30

Today, after having surgery, I called my family to tell them I was out, safe, and on my way home. The first thing they asked was if they could "borrow" some of my pain meds. FML

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You deserved it 227

Not now, mom, I'm in pain

By Anonymous - 22/10/2020 05:01 - Germany - Aachen

Today, my mom wrote me an email, asking how I was doing after an accident yesterday. I wrote back at length, telling her everything in detail. Two hours later, she calls me on the phone, asking how I am. She was simply too lazy to check her mail and expected me to tell her everything a second time. FML

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You deserved it 195

Not now!

By Anonymous - 29/12/2021 02:01

Today, on my long-awaited vacation, I got a phone call from my sister. Her childhood friend died. She bawled on the phone, and my plans were ruined. My husband said it was selfish of her to do such a thing when she knew we were on vacation, so she ramped up the drama times ten. She and her friend used to bully me. FML

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You deserved it 385

alex_the_tiger 14

Tuesday 29 March 2016 12:47

Shame on you

igg125 30

Tuesday 29 March 2016 12:49

Hang up and tell her what is going on and that you can't talk.

Comments

alex_the_tiger 14

Tuesday 29 March 2016 12:47

Shame on you

GrifGuy 4

Wednesday 30 March 2016 5:24

Wait, what? She couldn't talk so she didn't call her. Why you shaming her for?

R2Y2 22

Wednesday 30 March 2016 6:43

And the joke goes whooooosh, right over your damn head.

laurellkawes 31

Tuesday 29 March 2016 12:48

Wow!! Your sister's an idiot

tin_cup 27

Tuesday 29 March 2016 16:22

I second that!

js2493 11

Tuesday 29 March 2016 22:52

maybe she didn't know it was throat surgery

igg125 30

Tuesday 29 March 2016 12:49

Hang up and tell her what is going on and that you can't talk.

Cadburry 11

Tuesday 29 March 2016 12:53

Maybe she was so worried about you that she stopped thinking logically :)

syki 22

Tuesday 29 March 2016 12:59

Why didn't you learn sign language that morning and video call her??? YDI, clearly. /sarcasm

ACCOUNTKILLER 18

Tuesday 29 March 2016 13:04

Did she know you had throat surgery?

stevenN659 24

Tuesday 29 March 2016 14:52

now I know that assumptions are the mother of all **** ups, but given that OP was hospitalised due to previous complications, one would assume that their entire family would know the reason of the original medical condition

syki 22

Tuesday 29 March 2016 21:15

I can't be the only one who read that in Flanders's voice.

Renard_fml 10

Saturday 2 April 2016 16:44

I read it in his voice too

hardcorefan16 22

Tuesday 29 March 2016 14:00

Your sister is dumb if she's mad at you for a simple thing.

9a_1z 12

Tuesday 29 March 2016 14:40

Are you sure that wasn't just her way of reacting to the worry? Some people act very oddly in stressful situations. I hope she calms down and sees sense soon.

Nyattack 14

Tuesday 29 March 2016 14:53

I never understood people who bitched about somebody texting them "instead of" calling... At least you were updating her... If she wanted to speak to you that badly, she could've come visit you ! (and that way she would have witnessed the fact that you really couldn't talk)