Your name matches your comment perfectly XD awesome

I would have pretended to look really hard at his crotch, laugh, and then tell him I couldn't find what he wanted me to work on. After that, go somewhere else or leave the theatre.

Nah he just wanted her to lend him a helping hand.

Nah your comment just sucked.

I made your comment visible just so that i could downvote it.

She couldn't find it, apparently

Oooooooohhhhhhhhhh snap

Maybe this guy just didn't quite get that "take me on a date first" didn't mean we'll be at it in the theater... hahaha.

Sometimes you just don't know. I've had a similar situation happen and now my friend and I hate/ make fun of the guy together

Lol this needs a follow up. I wonder how she reacted.

Probably got right to the door.

Why would you set up your friend with someone you don't know?

I freaked out and told him that I had to go to the bathroom and I didn't come back. Later I told my friend about it and we just laughed. No second date.

Or "I don't see anything"

No one can beat this comment

haha he said "beat"

Well, the friend may not have known.

What if he didn't wash? What if he had massive warts all over it that would've popped in your mouth? (I'm making myself feel sick here). Don't put strange objects in your mouth, especially when you can't see them! Oh and it's in public and you just met this guy etc.

I think #10 was employing hyperbole to say that there should be repercussions for being a douche.

Wow. Somebody that actually understands English. Kudos.