Animals: Thanks, I guess…

Thanks, I guess…

By JennyPenny - 17/10/2012 15:53 - United States - Lawrence

Today, I found out that even though your brother agrees to watch your dogs for a week, it does not mean that he will pick up after them. Apparently, it's okay to leave piss and shit all over the deck and floors because they're not his dogs and he shouldn't have to clean up their messes. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 01:24 - United States

Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML

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By Bad Pet Sitter - 27/09/2023 01:00 - United States

Today, it's been a week since my brother asked me to watch his dog while he's on a business trip. I let his dog out to do his business, and he ran right in front of a pickup. The driver didn't stop in time, and crushed the dog's head. I went to check on him. He's dead, and I will be too when my brother gets back. FML

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By thehaystackerine - 24/06/2020 14:02

Today, my family and I are spending the weekend with my in-laws, and their disrespectful, disobedient asshole of a dog. He does whatever he wants, and if I scold him, my mother-in-law in turn scolds me, then tells me how something one of us did is to blame for the dog's behavior. FML

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By ThanksDog - 05/06/2016 21:26

Today, after months of planning the perfect night with my brother, who was coming home for two weeks from the military, he cancelled because he "missed his dog". FML

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By JustWantedToRelax - 10/05/2016 02:27 - United States

Today, I took my dogs to the park and sat in the grass while they played. Within the first half hour two male dogs peed on my back. The first owner apologized and gave me a wipe to clean up while the second one had the nerve to tell me "this is why I bring a chair" FML

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By Username - 13/02/2011 02:17 - United States

Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid. FML

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By PuppyLove2009 - 13/11/2009 18:34 - United States

Today, I came home after a two week vacation to find that my wonderful dog had pooped and peed all over my room. My mother was kind enough to dog-sit; however, instead of helping me by cleaning up the horrid mess, she just left me coupons for Glade plug-in air fresheners. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2013 01:08 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to yet again explain to the guy I live with that just because you can't see dirt, it doesn't mean it's clean. And so letting his dog lick the plates is NOT the same thing as washing up. He won't listen to me, and he uses my plates. FML

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By Joey - 30/01/2011 17:21 - United States

Today, my little brother discovered that bears can be very territorial and will pee on things to keep others away. He took this new found information to heart and peed on various things in the house that he wanted for himself, including my laptop. FML

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By I'veRunOuttaPatience - 31/08/2018 03:30

Today, I got scolded for how I treated my aunt and uncle's dogs while pet sitting. I was told it was my fault they had explosive diarrhea for "locking" them in the room they'd told me to put them in at night and doing everything they said when I reported they were sick. FML

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theHIGHroad2 5

Wednesday 17 October 2012 18:52

There's no sense of Family these days.. But Dont worry OP he will need your Help one of these days...

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 17 October 2012 18:54

You should have been more specific. He only agreed to watch them. And he watched them shit all over the place.

Comments

Fantasya_fml 6

Wednesday 17 October 2012 19:19

sorry OP, on the bright side though, he looked after them.

Pandacupcakelove 26

Wednesday 17 October 2012 19:27

Did he...?

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Wednesday 17 October 2012 19:44

You said "look after them" Not " clean up after them" Your brother is a troll.

Awahso 25

Wednesday 17 October 2012 19:47

No he is just a lazy idiot,

gc327072 30

Wednesday 17 October 2012 21:14

Or a law student practicing finding loopholes in contracts.

perdix 29

Wednesday 17 October 2012 20:04

I'll bet now you wish you'd spent the money on a kennel or a professional pet sitter. Sometimes "free" services from relatives end up more costly than paying pros in the first place. One example: Mammograms.

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 17 October 2012 20:20

Note to self-- A guy "copping a feel" isn't the proper breast screening?

perdix 29

Wednesday 17 October 2012 20:41

Depends on your point of view. For your breast health, it is not proper, but for his entertainment and future masturbational imagery, it's just what the doctor ordered ;)

laurenlovesjb 20

Wednesday 17 October 2012 21:18

Yes tell me about it. First you get the boob lump, then the mammogram, and then the bill for thousands of dollars in medical procedures. Been there done that.

laurenlovesjb 20

Wednesday 17 October 2012 21:20

Yes tell me about it. First you get the boob lump, then the mammogram, and then the bill for thousands of dollars in medical procedures. Been there done that.

laurenlovesjb 20

Wednesday 17 October 2012 21:09

Wow he obviously doesn't understand the meaning of dog-sitting!

tj5810 21

Wednesday 17 October 2012 21:36

Wow.

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 17 October 2012 22:09

A whole week? That place must look unrecognizable...

egghead1280 6

Wednesday 17 October 2012 22:14

Now that's what I call a sticky situation

TheDrifter 23

Wednesday 17 October 2012 22:20

Really Noor? After the first time they pee on the carpet I just lock them outside. After all, who wants to be greeted by that smell when you come by to feed them?