Bad boy

By thehaystackerine - 24/06/2020 14:02

Today, my family and I are spending the weekend with my in-laws, and their disrespectful, disobedient asshole of a dog. He does whatever he wants, and if I scold him, my mother-in-law in turn scolds me, then tells me how something one of us did is to blame for the dog's behavior. FML

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I wanna be your dog

By Anonymous - 12/11/2023 20:00

Today, my wife lost her patience with her aunt but because she can't say anything to her, she takes it out on me. Then she also blames everything on me, in that I didn't do enough to make it stop. I went against my family and relatives to be with this woman, but I get treated as a dog. FML

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By emancipate me - 15/05/2016 19:59 - United States - Knoxville

Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML

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By Dogsbody - 27/05/2019 02:30

Today, I noticed that my dad scolds me in the same tone of voice that he uses to scold our two dogs. Gives a whole new meaning to being treated like a dog. FML

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By Becca - 29/08/2019 04:00 - United States - Portland

Today, my mother-in-law "borrowed" my dog without asking, to show him off to her friends. My dog is my service animal, and I'm not comfortable leaving the house without him. I have to be at work in an hour, and she's not picking up her phone. FML

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By I'veRunOuttaPatience - 31/08/2018 03:30

Today, I got scolded for how I treated my aunt and uncle's dogs while pet sitting. I was told it was my fault they had explosive diarrhea for "locking" them in the room they'd told me to put them in at night and doing everything they said when I reported they were sick. FML

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In-laws, in-fighting

By MsGamerLady - 08/11/2020 17:02 - United States

Today, like every time I visit the in-laws, my father-in-law is driving me crazy. He gets all holier than thou sometimes, and even my mother-in-law agrees he just talks to hear himself speak. It gets so bad that I resort to cleaning their house to ignore him. At least then he leaves me alone. Starting their dishes in 5. FML

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Time to lay down the law

By Christiana Lipphardt - 09/07/2021 20:01

Today, I was told that my in-laws are visiting next weekend. I already have anxiety, as they behaved really badly last time and treat our newborn like a toy and keep bothering her. My husband won't say anything as he wants to spare their feelings. FML

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By lindsey789 - 07/10/2010 04:21 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML

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Mom! No!

By Mnnn - 18/07/2023 18:00

Today, I angrily scolded one of my employees for making an avoidable mistake for the third time. Unfortunately, my mother decided to pay me a surprise visit, and arrived mid-rant. She chewed me out for being mean and made me apologize. Now everyone at work calls me "mama's boy" and nobody takes me seriously. FML

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Go away

By Anonymous - 04/03/2023 22:00

Today, I thought I had the house all to myself for the weekend, but my annoying in-laws showed up unannounced and ruined my sleep-all-day plans by asking me to help clean out their RV. FML

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jobekka 20

Wednesday 24 June 2020 21:48

just leave the dog alone, it's kinda like yelling at other people's shitty kids.. nobody really appreciate you doing so. just suck it up, or leave.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Wednesday 24 June 2020 23:18

How old is the dog, does he have any training? Or his family? I'd tell hubby to rent a room and meet them somewhere that dog is not, so you can actually enjoy time with relatives.

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 24 June 2020 16:13

Give him some Dr. Pepper.

jobekka 20

Wednesday 24 June 2020 21:48

just leave the dog alone, it's kinda like yelling at other people's shitty kids.. nobody really appreciate you doing so. just suck it up, or leave.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Wednesday 24 June 2020 23:18

How old is the dog, does he have any training? Or his family? I'd tell hubby to rent a room and meet them somewhere that dog is not, so you can actually enjoy time with relatives.

MorganHex 28

Thursday 25 June 2020 2:54

Well if he does as he wants if he gets into something that will make him sick ..... it's not ur fault .....

Nico711 17

Thursday 25 June 2020 5:28

And this is why I don’t like dogs.

JasonThorn 20

Friday 26 June 2020 13:21

Not seeing any details to make a judgment call. Is the dog actually disruptive, destructive, or dangerous? Disruptive can be endured, but the other two need to be called out on.

IHaveThePower 16

Friday 1 July 2022 4:05

How the hell is a dumb animal 'disrespectful'? What, he's not saying 'yes ma'am' enough? It's a dog, they're basically stupidity on four legs. Just move the dog away when he's being annoying and throw something for him once in a while, they're not hard.