Relationships, Pranks and Kids: Thanks, I hate it

Thanks, I hate it

By Anonymous - 18/01/2014 18:16 - United States

Today, after three weeks of fighting with my husband, I found out that he really didn't create an account on a website for cheaters and charge the bill to his credit card. Our daughter did it as a prank, and only confessed because our fighting was stressing her out. FML

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You deserved it 6 587

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By cupcakemonsteryu - 08/02/2010 05:21 - France

Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML

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You deserved it 7 502

Liar, liar

By skanula414 - 31/12/2014 19:00 - Sweden - Malm?

Today, I found out my 7-year-old daughter really did lie about my husband's "other girlfriend" as revenge for being grounded, and that he never cheated on me at all. We're well into our divorce proceedings and he won't forgive me for not believing him when he denied it. FML

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Checks and balances

By letmefallasleep - 01/04/2020 14:00

Today, I found out my husband has racked up $3000 on our credit cards, and ruined my credit score. When confronted, all he had to say was, "Well you didn't tell me when you bought that ten-dollar t-shirt, so I guess we're even." FML

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You deserved it 249

Yeah, just blame me!

By Anonymous - 17/10/2020 11:02

Today, after I found out my husband cheated on me and then yesterday had to stop him from trying to kill himself, he's now moved out and has decided that this is all my fault. FML

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You deserved it 135

By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 09:12 - United States

Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML

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You deserved it 3 166

Nice try

By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML

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You deserved it 3 490

Amazon addict

By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 04:00

Today, I found out my husband spent us into overdraft charges through compulsive online shopping. Again. FML

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You deserved it 196

By Jessi - 21/07/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML

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You deserved it 5 794

By gmac0417 - 01/09/2012 06:02 - United States

Today, I found out my husband has been talking to another woman on Facebook. His only defense was, "I thought I deleted the messages." FML

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You deserved it 3 197

She's crafty

By rainastartree - 23/12/2013 21:10 - United States - Crum Lynne

Today, my husband and I were fighting over money. As we were arguing, our 13 year-old daughter stole $250 dollars from my purse. FML

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You deserved it 14 893

Weird_situations 13

Sunday 19 January 2014 1:19

Ground her butt until the apocalypse!!! That's a mean prank and she let it go way too far

euphoricness 28

Sunday 19 January 2014 1:21

You should beat her ass, why would she do a prank that could potentially ruin a relationship with marriage?

Comments

katt_is_here 24

Monday 20 January 2014 2:37

I would just....ooooo!!!! Reason 1,233,444,525 why I'm glad I've decided to be child free.

iDontEvenLift 3

Monday 20 January 2014 8:22

What if she just said that so they'd shut up and basically gave her dad a free pass?

sxdryv 14

Monday 20 January 2014 13:15

He paid he to take the blame

gvshrek 4

Monday 20 January 2014 13:20

leave her in a strange Forrest with a F'd up compass and repair your marriage by making her replacement

letsgooo_fml 23

Monday 20 January 2014 14:26

As part of her punishment, you should make her read this comment section.

Mrjoeua 1

Monday 20 January 2014 17:36

What were you doing on that website to find out? oO

Thorvald22 17

Monday 20 January 2014 19:54

BEAT THAT ASS.

unlocked_ 9

Monday 20 January 2014 23:26

Yeah your daughter made a FML about this lmao

gravy_goose 0

Tuesday 21 January 2014 1:35

Im ure ur husband paid them off to say that...

Asstarotte 7

Tuesday 21 January 2014 4:47

Oh bro, I would beat the shit out of that child

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