Pranks and Love: Thanks, I hate it!

Thanks, I hate it!

By Anonymous - 16/04/2013 02:20 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend, with whom I'm still madly in love, called me and begged me to come back to him. In shock, I asked, "Is this some kind of joke?" He giggled, said yes, and then promptly hung up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 502

You deserved it 7 097

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By Bethany - 20/01/2011 21:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I called my ex boyfriend to tell him that not only am I still in love with him, I'm also three months pregnant with his child. Upon hearing the news, he swore, called me a pathetic liar, swore some more, and hung up on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 441

You deserved it 15 848

By The hopeful - 26/12/2016 08:29

Today, my ex-boyfriend called me. I was really excited, thinking he wanted to get back together. He just wanted to get back the Christmas present he gave me before we broke up so that he could return it for cash. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 319

You deserved it 1 027

By wtfjusthappened - 24/01/2009 03:27 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend from two years ago called and asked to come over. Still being in love with him, I agreed to see him but decided I wasn't drunk enough to handle the stress. After a while of drinking, he said that he really missed me and wanted to be with me. My reply consisted of throwing up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 700

You deserved it 31 836

By Anonymous - 10/07/2009 18:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 795

You deserved it 20 520

Slipping

By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 20:01

Today, I called one of my coworkers to ask him where he was, because I needed him to come downstairs. After 2 minutes of yelling on the phone to come downstairs, I realized I'd called the wrong person, and was actually on the phone with my ex-boyfriend, who took me 6 months to get over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 312

You deserved it 1 035

By life_isnt_fair - 09/03/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 634

You deserved it 4 568

By Anonymous - 20/02/2010 13:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 267

You deserved it 2 577

Make your mind up

By rollercoaster - 25/10/2009 19:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of over a year broke up with me. Completely crushed, I spent an hour gathering up everything he ever gave me. Then he calls back to say how stupid he was and how he wanted me back. I was ecstatic. An hour later he figured out he was okay with his first decision. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 516

You deserved it 4 707

Alexa, play "Glad to be Unhappy" by The Mamas & The Papas

By Anonymous - 29/11/2020 05:02

Today, my ex told me he never wanted to talk to me again, because of how annoying I am. I’m still madly in love with him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 670

You deserved it 525

By Miki - 16/12/2012 23:57 - United States - Kenner

Today, after several years spent hung up on my ex, I was finally moving on. I was on a date with my new boyfriend when my ex walked past us. He broke down crying, got on his knees, and begged me to come back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 642

You deserved it 4 042

linstar 13

Tuesday 16 April 2013 9:33

who does that? what a total ********.

homiwan 13

Tuesday 16 April 2013 9:32

forget him... and search for a new love!!!

Comments

limitedition 25

Tuesday 16 April 2013 14:15

He sound like an asshat. Why are you still thinking about this douche?

jxcala 10

Tuesday 16 April 2013 14:50

Lol. April Fools!

AlexiAwesome 10

Tuesday 16 April 2013 15:45

Askin all dem questions...

lllgggccc 1

Tuesday 16 April 2013 15:49

Your ex is a piece of garbage! Do yourself a favour and let it go!

jessicaagracee 4

Tuesday 16 April 2013 16:03

He wants to play with your emotions cause he knows how you feel about him . Some guys are immature >.>

DarthVader77 9

Tuesday 16 April 2013 16:26

Thanks for the tip, will do it for sure :)

chosha_fml 26

Tuesday 16 April 2013 16:35

I hope this evidence of his fuckwittery makes it easier to fall OUT of love and move on, OP.

amifaiyaz 12

Tuesday 16 April 2013 17:01

What a dick. Time to move on, you can do better.

stevothedevo 25

Tuesday 16 April 2013 17:12

What a cold hearted ****! Your better off without him Op!!

TogeBara 12

Tuesday 16 April 2013 17:32

Has anyone thought that maybe she is a psycho girlfriend, and that maybe his "acting like a jerk" is a way to get her to leave him the f$%# alone? No proof of this, but without more evidence I must say he seem like a dick.