Pranks and Love: Thanks, I hate it!

Thanks, I hate it!

By Anonymous - 16/04/2013 02:20 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend, with whom I'm still madly in love, called me and begged me to come back to him. In shock, I asked, "Is this some kind of joke?" He giggled, said yes, and then promptly hung up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 502

You deserved it 7 097

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By Bethany - 20/01/2011 21:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I called my ex boyfriend to tell him that not only am I still in love with him, I'm also three months pregnant with his child. Upon hearing the news, he swore, called me a pathetic liar, swore some more, and hung up on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 441

You deserved it 15 848

By The hopeful - 26/12/2016 08:29

Today, my ex-boyfriend called me. I was really excited, thinking he wanted to get back together. He just wanted to get back the Christmas present he gave me before we broke up so that he could return it for cash. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 319

You deserved it 1 027

By wtfjusthappened - 24/01/2009 03:27 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend from two years ago called and asked to come over. Still being in love with him, I agreed to see him but decided I wasn't drunk enough to handle the stress. After a while of drinking, he said that he really missed me and wanted to be with me. My reply consisted of throwing up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 700

You deserved it 31 836

By Anonymous - 10/07/2009 18:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 795

You deserved it 20 521

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 20:01

Today, I called one of my coworkers to ask him where he was, because I needed him to come downstairs. After 2 minutes of yelling on the phone to come downstairs, I realized I'd called the wrong person, and was actually on the phone with my ex-boyfriend, who took me 6 months to get over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 312

You deserved it 1 036

By life_isnt_fair - 09/03/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 635

You deserved it 4 568

By Anonymous - 20/02/2010 13:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 267

You deserved it 2 577

Make your mind up

By rollercoaster - 25/10/2009 19:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of over a year broke up with me. Completely crushed, I spent an hour gathering up everything he ever gave me. Then he calls back to say how stupid he was and how he wanted me back. I was ecstatic. An hour later he figured out he was okay with his first decision. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 516

You deserved it 4 707

Alexa, play "Glad to be Unhappy" by The Mamas & The Papas

By Anonymous - 29/11/2020 05:02

Today, my ex told me he never wanted to talk to me again, because of how annoying I am. I’m still madly in love with him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 670

You deserved it 525

By Miki - 16/12/2012 23:57 - United States - Kenner

Today, after several years spent hung up on my ex, I was finally moving on. I was on a date with my new boyfriend when my ex walked past us. He broke down crying, got on his knees, and begged me to come back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 643

You deserved it 4 042

linstar 13

Tuesday 16 April 2013 9:33

who does that? what a total ********.

homiwan 13

Tuesday 16 April 2013 9:32

forget him... and search for a new love!!!

Comments

lonelygiirl 11

Tuesday 16 April 2013 9:42

That's such a pointless thing to do. Why would he even bother. Op, just be happy that you have a life and don't just sit around prank calling your ex.

SweetasCandy0609 28

Tuesday 16 April 2013 9:44

stop trying to go backwards and start moving forward, just let the past stay where it belongs in the past.

3rdbass 9

Tuesday 16 April 2013 9:58

Burn all pictures, and everything you own that either was given by him or reminds you of him in a barrel outside. It's the only way you'll even start to get over him. Out of sight, out of mind. Best of luck, OP.

Ameel_fml 19

Tuesday 16 April 2013 11:05

She should change her phone number while she's at it. Once he can't contact you, it'll be easier to move on. Keeping in contact with ex'es (especially the vindictive kind) is rarely a good idea.

sikunt89_fml 16

Tuesday 16 April 2013 10:05

I like his sense of humor.

fuzz97 23

Tuesday 16 April 2013 14:42

me too

MathildeDamm 17

Tuesday 16 April 2013 10:06

I think it was good that you two broke up! You deserve to date a person that is mentally older than 5!

gimmicksz 9

Tuesday 16 April 2013 10:10

Damm, i have a guy that it would tear me apart if he did this...but i have an ex that tried to message me on fb apologizing for getting another girl pregnant, told him i have nothing to talk to him about that i have a good bf now, so he changes his attitude saying he can get me back whenever he wants...instantly changed my feelings for him

Grand_Cookie 21

Tuesday 16 April 2013 10:14

Sounds like a pretty good reason to get over this asshat ASAP.

thatsdndn1 19

Tuesday 16 April 2013 10:17

Its not a joke! Jerk

Wizardo 33

Tuesday 16 April 2013 10:30

There are but few mysteries in life less bamboozling than the more frequent reoccurrence of, why do these fine women fall madly in love with epic douchebags? I guess we'll never know.