Love: Make your mind up

Make your mind up

By rollercoaster - 25/10/2009 19:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of over a year broke up with me. Completely crushed, I spent an hour gathering up everything he ever gave me. Then he calls back to say how stupid he was and how he wanted me back. I was ecstatic. An hour later he figured out he was okay with his first decision. FML

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By stunned - 15/03/2010 15:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML

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Desperate

By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 11:01

Today, I got broken up by someone I wasn't even sure I wanted to date in the first place. He also made me realize how little self-respect I have right before dumping me. This is the best thing to happen in my love life in years. FML

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You deserved it 199

By life_isnt_fair - 09/03/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML

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You deserved it 4 568

By me - 12/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

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You deserved it 10 738

Supportive

By Schmolly - 13/10/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I had a mental breakdown. Many things have been going completely wrong in my life, and I finally decided to let my boyfriend know about it. After about an hour of explaining and pouring my heart out, his response was, "I think we were better off as friends." FML

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You deserved it 5 516

By Miki - 16/12/2012 23:57 - United States - Kenner

Today, after several years spent hung up on my ex, I was finally moving on. I was on a date with my new boyfriend when my ex walked past us. He broke down crying, got on his knees, and begged me to come back. FML

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By single pringle - 05/11/2014 01:16 - United States - Morristown

Today, my boyfriend came home from college for the first time in weeks just to visit me. I was so excited that I spent two hours getting ready. Turns out he was only coming back to dump me. Now I'm single and out of foundation. FML

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You deserved it 4 442

Cheeky

By BALEIGHLOVE17 - 20/05/2011 05:46

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML

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You deserved it 3 749

By The hopeful - 26/12/2016 08:29

Today, my ex-boyfriend called me. I was really excited, thinking he wanted to get back together. He just wanted to get back the Christmas present he gave me before we broke up so that he could return it for cash. FML

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By love_letter - 29/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a over a year broke up with me. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't written him a long letter about how much I love him, and that I'm so glad we're together and so glad that he promised he would always be there. He'll be getting it in a few days. FML

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You deserved it 3 839

ziqi92 0

Monday 26 October 2009 1:14

so what the hell is his final decision???? btw, ur better off not dating indecisive guys who always change their minds.

perdix 29

Monday 26 October 2009 2:12

People pay big bucks to ride on roller coasters, he's giving you a ride on an emotional one for free. Every time he takes you back, go "Click, click, click, click" and every time he dumps you, put up your arms and go, "Wheeeeee!" Have fun with his indecisiveness. When he finally decides to stay with you, kick him in the balls, hard, and run away! As he's vomiting, yell, "Welcome to the Happiest Place on Earth!"

Comments

Daaniellee1234 8

Monday 26 October 2009 1:11

Aweeh, Thats terrible :|

Psychopauser 0

Monday 26 October 2009 8:47

Yeah... That sucks... Maybe next time u'll do sandwich when he ask for it

Klumm 3

Monday 26 October 2009 15:47

Door mat.

sarcasticbitch 7

Monday 26 October 2009 16:02

I dont see a reason why it's terrible. Seriously, he broke up with u (sad) but then he called (omfg) and u accepted him back. How lame do u have to get in scale 1 to 10 do to such a thing. YDI. If my girlfriend would leave me and an hour later she would call and say: Sorry my bad I want you back. I would say F*** u now. In addition, why would u accpet him back by a stupid phone call? If he would really care about u, I guess he could do (atleast I would do) something special. YDI for taking him back.

The_Pleb 0

Monday 26 October 2009 16:44

This is why us males are the superior sex

Rayn4u_fml 0

Friday 6 November 2009 13:49

Her boyfriend probably met someone else. He thought the other girl said yes to him and broke it off. Then the girl said something that made him doubt she accepted in the first place and called his girlfriend back. Then the other girl finally clearly said yes and he broke it off for good. There you have it. Burn his things. And his new girlfriend.

ziqi92 0

Monday 26 October 2009 1:14

so what the hell is his final decision???? btw, ur better off not dating indecisive guys who always change their minds.

greentiger 5

Sunday 5 February 2012 8:28

This is what annoys me about some men/women; talk to your(in general) partner in person if you feel like there is a problem, NOT on the phone! Maybe if he had actually come to talk to you at your house or someplace face to face, things would be sorted out.

JohnE3 0

Monday 26 October 2009 1:14

Third :)

emanuel0323 0

Monday 26 October 2009 2:01

how gay!

NILTIAKNITRAM 0

Monday 26 October 2009 5:38

DON'T BE CALLING THINGS GAY THAT ARE NOT PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY HOMOSEXUAL. THAT IS NOT RIGHT AT ALL. BE RESPECTFUL. BE KIND. BE CURTEOUS. DON'T ACT A FOOL BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GET A MAN.

No_Heart 0

Monday 26 October 2009 8:46

CAPS-LOCK MAKES WHAT I'M SAYING MORE IMPORTANT.

Intoxicunt 5

Monday 26 October 2009 10:32

CAPSLOCKRAPE! Dude, word meanings change. If you want to be a douche about it, "gay" means happy. So don't be calling homosexuals "gay". You're misusing the word. If the word gets to change from "happy" to "homosexual", who's to say it hasn't changed to "undesirable"?

jwkim86 0

Monday 26 October 2009 11:00

Still gay in the social-conventional sense though, no?

Sirducki 0

Monday 26 October 2009 11:59

you know gay people use gay as an insult you should really grow up

Ultimate_Cynic 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 2:17

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Averizzle 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:02

Cmon, let billy mayes rest in peace..

mimerino 9

Thursday 27 September 2012 6:29

It's mays. M-A-Y-S. no 'e'.

crudeandrudeguy 29

Saturday 28 November 2015 2:32

@48- if 23 is using a real photo of herself she can get a man even if she is the craziest bitch on the planet

havetoadjust 0

Monday 26 October 2009 1:15

aw poor you

iFellytone 0

Monday 26 October 2009 1:15

You really don't deserve him. Please find someone better.

iFellytone 0

Monday 26 October 2009 2:14

Yeah I kinda realize that now. Whoops. OP: He doesn't deserve you.

Nakedsquirrel 5

Monday 26 October 2009 1:21

DUMP THAT FUKKEN PRICK YOU CAN DO BETT- oh. The standard response doesn't work for this one.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Monday 26 October 2009 1:28

XD Well, OP, don't give his stuff back. Stomp on it, and then set it on fire. Pretty fireworks!

Srain 0

Monday 26 October 2009 9:44

I completely agree. I'll join in with an annual burning of all my exes!

Amanda_Ruth 0

Friday 30 October 2009 18:52

I had one of my ex's T-shirts. I ripped it to shreds and my dad uses the pieces as rags for his dusty computer stuff. As for his Boondock Saints DVD and South Park DVD... I snapped those in two and melted them. It made my night.