Thanks, I hate it!

By dudezilla - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a text message from a number I didn't know telling me, "Fine. It's over, have a wonderful life." I've never had a girlfriend and now I get broken up with by girls I don't even know. FML
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Top comments

lwdjaymac 1

How do you know it was a girl? o_O

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pleasetryagain 0

What? You get a wrong number and now your life is over? Clearly someone needs to grow a pair.

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moonlight_daze 8

I agree. Instead of girls, try filling that empty void with white powder instead.

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Labamba 0

Snort the happiness. Feel the craptastic power!

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sullysair123 19

here...the number for a guy I know is 911...

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lwdjaymac 1

How do you know it was a girl? o_O

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Sun_Kissed18 25

Oh good point. Didn't even think of that. Quit whinning OP! Seriously, you'll find someone eventually.

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GreenHacker 0

lol, I didn't even think of that at first. But OP, this is your chance. If it is a girl, you know they are available. So reply back and lay your game. Stop being a wuss. YDI cuz it's a chance

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DameGreyWulf 0

Yes, do what Green says! If it's a dude, though, good friend? This is a pretty amusing FML, actually, haha

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Zeek63 0

OP is a true heart breaker!

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PlasmaWafflez 0

Who cares man? You weren't broken up with, she just sent the text to the wrong number. You'll find a girl some time, just don't try to rush things. Ask someone out!

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lwdjaymac 1

Surely asking just "someone" out WOULD be rushing things?

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PlasmaWafflez 0

Lol it was different in my head. I meant like, start hanging out with some girls or something and if he finds someone he likes (over a period of time) then ask that person on a date =)

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Etherial 0

"she just sent the text to the wrong number." - Poor guy that it was meant for, eh? He got broken up with and has no idea. Or, he broke up with someone and has no idea how they reacted. LOL. Actually, that's funnier than this FML! xD

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canucksrule88 0

ive had this happen to me...my friend texts me from her phone, and randomly one text will be from a TOTALLY different number, and when i reply its to some other person...so weird

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Mx_Rider 6

top ten hell yeah :] sucks for u op

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kristidgranger 3

duh text her back and say wrong number. u know she is single now so why not give it a shot

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macnamera 0

What were you doing reading texts? Shouldn't you have been off cutting yourself or something?

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TurtleSmile 14

And the insensitive jerk of the day award goes to...

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laughing_zebra 0

How is this an fml? This girl clearly wants out of her relationship. This could work in your favor. Turn up your game

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pleasetryagain 0

What? You get a wrong number and now your life is over? Clearly someone needs to grow a pair.

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