Thanks, I hate it!

By dudezilla - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a text message from a number I didn't know telling me, "Fine. It's over, have a wonderful life." I've never had a girlfriend and now I get broken up with by girls I don't even know. FML
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Top comments

lwdjaymac 1

How do you know it was a girl? o_O

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pleasetryagain 0

What? You get a wrong number and now your life is over? Clearly someone needs to grow a pair.

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TC1_fml 0

You should crawl down into a lonely den where noone will ever find you and ******' die already.

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NothingToGein 0

#45, why are all girls named rachael ******* crazy?

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youreanidiot 0

The FML is that this happened despite the fact that he's never had a girlfriend. I'm sure you'd be quite demoralized

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moonlight_daze 8

The FML is that insult was added to injury.

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nygrzg25 1

Quit whining, no wonder you dont have a gf.

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Upside_Down 0

this really isn't an FML. you just can't get a girl.

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imblue 0

FML really needs a "Who gives a damn?" option.

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idkweird 0

AGREED! Or a "Stop whining, loser" option.

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