Money, Plumbing, Vacation and Health: Thanks, I hate it

Thanks, I hate it

By Anonymous - 26/05/2009 09:18 - Greece

Today, I hired an exterminator to get the roaches out of the house I'm renting. I came back from work and went to my bathroom, noticing that he used the plunger to unclog the toilet after he took a dump. After $150, there was shit all over my floor and plunger, and roaches still in my kitchen. FML

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By Annonymous - 18/10/2012 14:41 - United States

Today, an exterminator sprayed for cockroaches in my dorm room. After classes I got back to find three large cockroaches on top of my bed. Now that the exterminator has sprayed everything, all the cockroaches are coming out. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2015 02:14 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, after living in my new apartment for barely three weeks, I found mice living under my dishwasher. When I brought it up to the managers, they said I'd have to pay for an exterminator myself since they weren't there when they cleaned. FML

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**** me, I guess

By Anonymous - 18/08/2024 18:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, after months of my girlfriend crying about cockroaches, I finally called and paid for an exterminator. Now she's furious at me for "making decisions for her" and she keeps pointing out that, since she owns the house, what I did was technically illegal. FML

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By fishfloors - 21/04/2017 14:00

Today, I finally broke down and paid someone to clean my condo. Sometime after she finished, my cat threw up. Then my roomba went off, smearing regurgitated mackerel all over the freshly washed floors. There goes $150. FML

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Sorry, little dude

By dire-rear - 16/01/2010 20:19 - Singapore

Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML

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Extreme measures

By Anonymous - 07/08/2022 06:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML

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By wellesleybanana - 17/04/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I finally got some sleep after an exterminator came yesterday and took care of our roach problem. I woke up and kissed my boyfriend good morning. Frowning, he told me I had something stuck on the corner of my mouth. It was a roach leg. Where is the rest of the roach? FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2021 02:01 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, after three visits from exterminators and another from a steam cleaner, I still have bedbugs. FML

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By sup - 01/07/2019 20:00 - Canada - Chicoutimi

Today, I found out why I've had cockroaches in my bathroom - my landlord didn't bother to finish the wall behind my bathroom sink. There are literally holes that go straight from my bathroom to the garage downstairs. FML

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By I_Has_A_Fishy - 10/07/2012 19:33 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I heard a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I discovered my husband, naked and with his pants around his ankles, standing in the bathtub and pointing at a cockroach on the ground. After disposing of the body, I had to stay and comfort him while he wiped his ass. FML

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BrannFYR 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:02

LAME!!! Is there any legal action you can take against them? xD

ohhboyy 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:01

roaches + shit = even nastier than ******* roaches..

Comments

poolshark 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:31

Biohazard! Screw the exterminators... this calls for a HazMat team... or arson.

eskimopanda 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:33

why would you leave the house when you knew a stranger would be coming in your home? YDI.

totalnutjob 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:36

Send him a bill for the clean up & put a stop payment on the cheque for failure to perform.

mike_i_am 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:38

He must of been a giant cockroach DISGUISED as a human posing as an exterminator!!!!!

what_the_fail 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 23:45

Yes! ^

snake_Girl85 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:39

What is with all the roach FML's lately?

treli1593 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:40

sue they asses

Fluhz 6

Wednesday 7 March 2012 12:25

I'm sorry I meant to thumb up this!

jillian_xx 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:45

you should have been there while they were there. i wouldn't let a stranger in my home if i wasn't there. YDI.

Limberger 1

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:46

Wow #14, you are really clever... NOT. Fail.

bigbuttsowhat 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:46

yumy

MURPHYCHACHO 5

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:47

Why am I reminded of this comic? http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/01/19/ That sucks. I would definitely refuse to pay him. Take him to small claims court to get your money back.