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Thanks, I really appreciate it!

By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 16:39 - United States

Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML

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By Marie - 27/07/2010 07:46 - Canada

Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML

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By Bucks9 - 07/05/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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Keep walking

By Anonymous - 08/04/2013 22:06 - United Kingdom - Kingston

Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML

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A cashier's life

By amy - 16/10/2013 21:52 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML

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By rink.attendant.6 - 21/06/2012 15:40 - Canada - Dryden

Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2018 22:30

Today, at work, a table of girls complained to the manager about me. The complaint? "He's not hot enough to work here. We want a sexy server." The manager agreed with them and sent me home. I might lose my job because of a table of shallow women. FML

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By SadisticSatire - 11/10/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, I went to work to find two new beautiful trainees. I thought maybe I might be able to hook up with one of them, so I walk up and flash my blue eyes and begin to act like a gentleman. Not five minutes into our conversation the girls ask me if there are any cute guys working here. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 01:56 - United States

Today, I walked into Jamba Juice like I do every day. I decided to order something different than I usually do, and was flattered when the cashier recognized me. Then he switched places with another employee, and from the back room I hear "Hey, ugly's back again." FML

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HorrorByrd 0

Friday 19 June 2009 20:05

Ouch. I would have been like "you're the reason the hot chick left."

kscott88 0

Friday 19 June 2009 20:15

Wow, assholes much? There are these cocky looking guys that I have to pass every day on my way home from work, and I swear, my greatest fear is that one day they're going to hold up scorecards and rate me.

Comments

filmil 0

Friday 19 June 2009 23:02

lol r u reli gonna let that get 2 u? dont be a wuss if u can carry urself u'll always be the prettiest girl. dont forget that ;)

malcolm1919 0

Friday 19 June 2009 23:04

Try makeup

jessicaislameee 0

Friday 19 June 2009 23:19

ha, do what number 9 said

lucksnothear1 0

Friday 19 June 2009 23:40

That Sucks

shoopdawoop_xox 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 0:26

awhh. did you at least give them a good scowl back? i'd have bitch slapped him personally.

weirdgirl_sf 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 0:32

Those guys are dicks. The "hot" girl probably hated them any way.

hatemylife123 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 1:07

Well to be honest that's what you get for being an ugly *****. Personally I would say FTL (f their lives) cause now they have to put up with a disgusting replacement rather than beauty.

jroxursox1 10

Tuesday 24 January 2012 1:54

How do you know she isn't?? We all know that you're a rude shit face asshole son of a bitch who needs to shut the **** up cuz I bet you're ugly as **** too

Dickman16 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 3:20

YDI cause ur ugly!!...and WTF pple need 2 stop commenting the same thing like 8 times!! F ur lives 4 doing that!!

jroxursox1 10

Tuesday 24 January 2012 1:52

Mother ******* shit face asshole. Quit being such a son of a bitch. Why are people so horrible to people they don't know??

ithedarkknight 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 4:24

LMFAO i would of glared at your ass too actually i would of mean mugged your ass lol! this bitch replace the hot chick now when i buy groceries i have to look at her ugly ass askin me how im doing! I would be doing better if that pretty chick still was working here i'll tell you that much! XDDDDDD