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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 01:56 - United States

Today, I walked into Jamba Juice like I do every day. I decided to order something different than I usually do, and was flattered when the cashier recognized me. Then he switched places with another employee, and from the back room I hear "Hey, ugly's back again." FML

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By ouch - 28/04/2012 06:54 - United States - Fullerton

Today, I was with a friend at the mall and I made eye contact and smiled at the worker at a smoothie stand that I went on a date with last year. He saw me, and then ducked down behind the register, where he remained while his coworker awkwardly leaned over him to take my order and money. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 16:39 - United States

Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML

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By unluckymiss - 24/01/2010 06:03 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML

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By Lizzielollipop816 - 18/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2025 02:00 - United States

Today, I walked into a coffee shop where I always flirt with the cute barista who I think likes me, and confidently told her I'd have "the usual." She just stared at me blankly and said, "I have literally never seen you before in my life." FML

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By mog - 07/11/2019 08:00 - United States

Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML

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By Jebus - 07/06/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML

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By lukey101 - 14/02/2021 18:30 - Australia

Today, I went to the Asian Grocery. I politely smiled, bellowed, “Hello!” and kind of waved to the cashier as I walked in, to which he gave me a blank, scared-for-his-life kinda look. Turns out he was actually just another customer. FML

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By Ann - 18/06/2009 19:40 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML

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By pizzafreak18 - 21/06/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML

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jair_lhao 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:15

aww they Nickname you that means they care<3 you're there friend now lol

intensitive 11

Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:51

Being as Jamba Juice is a large franchise, you have the option of writing to the company to complain.

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jair_lhao 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:15

aww they Nickname you that means they care<3 you're there friend now lol

elizabeth713 8

Saturday 16 February 2013 1:27

*nicknamed *their

elishaax 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:19

Lmfao xD Fyl

craze189 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:19

sorry you had 2 hear that. that had to hurt a bit, so yeah, FYL.

jair_lhao 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:21

cool I was number 1 that was unexpected lol

containsnosoy 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:27

Damn, it's not your day. Not only did you not mention anything about the FML in the rush to be #1, but you're actually #4. Better luck next time!

crzyry 6

Tuesday 19 January 2010 10:12

Ummmm, he was number 1 and number 4 and his first message was about the Fml... It would appear you are the one having the bad day. Jmho

containsnosoy 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:23

Ouch, time to find a new addiction.

containsnosoy 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:25

ffmmllyaya 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:30

containnosoy also containnobrain

The_Great_Zucchi 15

Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:32

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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Towelie_31 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 20:55

thats a lie...

mattis78 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 21:22

Agreed #9

CyclonePsycho 1

Wednesday 20 January 2010 7:35

No, #9's right. Hot bitchy people are irritating to be around. Though, hot nice people have a one-up on ugly nice people I'm afraid.

amy397123 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 7:37

I agree with the first half of your statement #9.

RandomGuy1234 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 7:32

Agreed. For it is the circle of life

E40_fml 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:39

Dump your drink on him when they hand it to you.

intensitive 11

Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:51

Being as Jamba Juice is a large franchise, you have the option of writing to the company to complain.

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