Money: Thanks, I think?

Thanks, I think?

By Mad - 27/06/2011 01:14 - Australia

Today, after a weekend of helping my sister-in-law move out of our house, vacuuming and mopping her bedroom and bathroom for her, scrubbing her walls and cleaning her shower, transporting her furniture, and getting her carpet professionally cleaned, to cover costs she offered me $14. FML

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By person - 10/06/2009 11:03 - United States

Today, I busted my ass to help this old lady move her stuff because she was going to a nursing home. I was told I would get paid. When I finished four hours later the lady took me to a room and told me to pick out anything in her little goody bag. I got a race car as payment. FML

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By Go away - 10/11/2013 08:03 - United States - Humboldt

Today, after doing vigorous chores all day with my girlfriend, her mom came and paid us each $100. My girlfriend cried and threw a fit because she said they were her chores, so she deserves all the money. FML

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By disappointed - 07/06/2011 17:05 - United States

Today, after spending thousands of dollars and several years pursuing a higher education so I could get a high paying job doing something that requires skill and brainpower, I finally got my first job offer after months of searching. I will be cleaning houses. FML

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By MistressMagi - 28/04/2022 22:00

Today, my parents decided that because my sister never cleans the bathroom, every time she doesn’t, she and I BOTH have to pay $100 a week for a maid. I can’t afford to move out, and with this, I never will. FML

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So unfair

By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 04:47 - United States - Peoria

Today, my mom asked my siblings and me for help cleaning the kitchen. After working for a half hour while all my siblings sat on the couch, I pointed out that I was the only one working. My mom thanked my siblings for not having attitudes like mine and sent me to my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2020 17:04 - Germany

Today, after losing my job, my apartment and my man, I had to move back in with my mom, at 37. She’s a total slob; I can’t function without clean, organized spaces. So, hey, at least I have a new full-time job now: cleaning up after her. FML

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By ughhh123456789 - 15/07/2009 22:23 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my old neighbor's bathroom, because he asked me to and I didn't want to be rude. Plus, I was getting paid. He told me to "get the floor pearly white." So I scrubbed, and scrubbed, and scrubbed. Turns out the floor tiles are naturally a dull yellowish. I didn't get paid. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2016 00:28

Today, after the last few months of my sister living with me while she finds her feet, I asked if she could help me out by doing the washing up. Half an hour later, I walked into knee high dish soap foam in the kitchen. My sister was right in the middle, trying to sculpt dicks. She's 20. FML

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By messyvictor - 28/01/2012 16:19 - United States

Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML

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By Brotherssuckkk - 18/01/2010 20:04 - France

Today, my mom asked me to clean beneath my brother's bed for money. I found a rotten apple, a picture of my best friend, and a dead bird. I got $10. FML

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ariannaimelda 7

Monday 27 June 2011 7:58

what a generous offer! I would have offered $5

heyimjennyFML 5

Monday 27 June 2011 7:59

what a bitch! just steal some money from her purse when she isn't looking.

Comments

glimitless 0

Monday 27 June 2011 23:20

offer comes before service!!

tamoodielovesmar 1

Tuesday 28 June 2011 0:20

Take

asenav0923 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 5:02

omg I would've thrown does $14 bucks in her face

greekdk15 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 6:01

maybe u forgot the 3 zeros that should go after the 14 ;)

breaka_1001 1

Tuesday 28 June 2011 6:27

you paid for it then expected her to pay you back? ydi.

Staige40 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:04

be glad you made a profit and didn't pay for professional movers and cleaners

FranciscoMetal 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 11:50

offer a lap dance

LeoLover34 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 14:59

Well at least shes out of your house!

HsaanSooLeegit24 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 19:23

Knock her out till she faints then steal her purse

Ruckainc 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 20:24

wow. your sister in law has a really greedy sister In law. FHL :(

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