Thanks Mom

By megangubler - 26/05/2014 22:34 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, my mom insisted on making my lunch. She didn't know that knives are banned at my high school, and packed me a steak knife for cream cheese. I'm now suspended for 7 days, and she refuses to say that she did anything wrong. FML
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Comet_Candy 23

Gosh, why didn't she just pack a plastic knife or something :/. Maybe just a spoon... FYL, OP!

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itwasthedognotme 14

Wow man, schools are harsh! Hope your mum sticks up for you eventually. FYL.

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sjonnie_fml 10

the school has some seriously messed up rules! no allowed to bring a knife? sad sad sad!

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awesomeamandas 37

So you'd rather schools allow bringing weapons to school? It might just be a steak knife but it can do some serious damage to a person if someone got mad and started slicing people. Rules are set to protect the kids.

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sjonnie_fml 10

rules are set to protect kids, sure but dont overshoot that crap. use common sense! why on earth would soneone get mad and start slicing people??? i have a knife on me all the time and you know what: i never "sliced" anyone! i have been mad plenty of times though. had the occasionsl fight even but never once did i consider "slicing" anyone. the kid that wants to hurt someone will do so, and you will find a pencil or some scissors can do plenty damage

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Welcome to the Home of the Brave and Land of Paranoia

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demonBAAL 4

But, if YOU knew that the knife was bad, why would you even remove it from the bag/sack/container? Wouldn't the more intelligent option be to leave it in secret rather than wave it around? (Im aware he didn't actually wave it around)

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Zebediabolical 39

The only thing I can figure is that OP is either really dumb or has to go through a metal detector to get inside. I'm really hoping it's the second one.

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Lomus 24

#67, I'm presuming one of the other kids saw it and reported it.

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dDailydDosage 8

Since it is her fault she should take the wrap like a good parent. I don't understand why she couldn't send a butter knife instead but whatever. What's done is done and op shouldn't get in so much trouble for something like this.

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JakTheStripper 10

A steak knife.. For cream cheese..

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alyssabreanne90 16

Not sure about elsewhere, but when I was in school, knives of any kind were not allowed (except plastic utensils), nor could you bring a water gun to school. How would your mom not know this?Assuming you are in high school, she should know your school districts policies for things like that.

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annunaki_fml 11

Easy fix. Get your father involved. moms

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blushingrose 3

If she didn't know then it wasn't her fault. She was trying to do something nice, give her a break!

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fader48080 10

i didn't know if I shoved that person they would lose their grip fall down the stairs and would have to pass in a bag the rest of their awful life. oh well not my fault Tra la la. or to put it another way ignorance is not a defence.

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cas17 9

#85 that's completely different and you know it. She didn't push him down the stairs. She packed his lunch for him. If it's that much of a problem, he should do it himself instead of bitch about it.

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