Thanks, Mom

By The Towel Molester - 26/01/2012 14:49 - Australia

Today, my family had dinner with my future in-laws for the first time. After a bottle of wine to herself, my mother loudly insisted that I'm out of her will. Apparently, I "molest towels" and leave them to "fester for days" in my "den of depravity." I'm sure they'll give me their daughter now. FML
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slick5880 22

How does one go about "molesting towels?"

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thingamajiga 5

What exactly do you do with towels?

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skyeyez9 24

He wanks into them then leaves them on the floor.

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c0c0_fml 16

If I were you I'd be scared of what she might do on your wedding day... If the wedding is still a possibility..

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Fmlsea 28

That's why u take the alcohol away cause people act like dumbasses on it . Don't worry they shouldn't judge u harshly they prob will forget it

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imcutefml 0

It shoulder be chester the towel molester

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jebron 13

Give you their daughter? Are we back in the 15th century?

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Fmeonce_shameonu 15

Chivalry does exist, and having her parents on your side ALWAYS makes life easier. When you become a big boy and get a girlfriend of your very own, you will understand. Till then..

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Callyn 47

Chivalry was a system designed around keeping women in their place. If you want to treat a woman with respect, just do that and treat her like a human being. You also don't have to ask for a father's permission to marry his daughter in order to get him on your side. If someone did that for my daughter it'd be a surefire way to get on my bad side.

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jebron 13

I have no objection to chivalry; impressing her parents or keeping them onside, even asking the father pre proposal. But the idea that they would "give" their daughter is anathema to me. When you pull your thumb out your ass you might understand.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Will the people that are butt hurt over the "give me their daughter" part just move on with your lives?

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skyeyez9 24

They act like he said "Your daughter. Give her to me. Now."

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KiddNYC1O 20

Or "How much to finance this one?" lmao.

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djxerxes9000 18

I love the fact that people are offended at the phrase "give me their daughter" it shows that I'm right in hating generation Y for being clue less dumb ***** who think chatting on face book is actually having a conversation and being social. morons. oh FYL op that shit ain't right

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TheJester12 15

and by den of depravity , she means your ever lovin' asshole. keep momma away from the drinks.

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davek 36

Towels? Use a sock like everyone else.

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