Animals: Thanks, Mr Whiskers

Thanks, Mr Whiskers

By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 06:13 - Canada

Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML

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By CatDad - 18/12/2021 19:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I was taking a piss in my toilet, and my cat came and jumped up onto the toilet bin and looked at what I was doing. Instinctively, thinking she'd jump in or something, I grabbed her while I was midstream, causing me to piss on her, and on my hand. FML

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By pooplife - 30/11/2014 19:32 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for a moment, stunned, still pooping. FML

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By crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 12:37 - Canada

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML

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By musicalxtheories - 09/05/2020 08:00

Today, my cat pooped in the shower. How did I find out? I didn't see the poop when I got in. I slipped in it, and smacked my head on the tile wall. FML

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By MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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By poop - 24/03/2016 18:15 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML

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By Adam - 16/03/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML

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By Turdfoot - 12/02/2013 20:15 - United States - Prosper

Today, I discovered that my cat recently had explosive diarrhea, and couldn't make it to the litterbox in time. I discovered this when I stepped in the very, very fresh poop with my bare feet. FML

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By TooQuick - 27/04/2016 12:19 - Mozambique - Maputo

Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML

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Wednesday 1 February 2012 12:03

I can just imagine OP sitting back down only to hear a *squish* and then that *Wa Wa* music play and OP puts their hand on their forehead and shakes their head

Pelreskovich 11

Wednesday 1 February 2012 12:14

That's shitty. Could be worse, could have pooped on the cat. That would have been wonderful to clean up.

Comments

HeyHey_Star 3

Thursday 2 February 2012 14:36

Declawing doesn't seem so bad anymore does it?

Thatguy5806 2

Friday 3 February 2012 2:56

loooooooool

loveforpaulaxo 0

Friday 3 February 2012 5:00

LMFAOOOO (:

doglover339 4

Friday 3 February 2012 5:39

How does your cat get in the bathroom while ur using it??? Ever heard of shutting the door?that might be helpful next time so your cat doesn't come in while ur going to the bathroom

skatergirl323 0

Monday 6 February 2012 6:05

Cats are jerks

speedy420 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 12:07

fantastic. simply fantastic

Starlily7 1

Sunday 26 February 2012 15:32

LMFAO xDDDD

AcidRaen 4

Tuesday 6 March 2012 6:36

Thats why you close the damn door.

2shameless 0

Tuesday 15 May 2012 18:28

Sometimes the bathroom door doesn't click all the way closed & my cat comes in with me but he just likes to sit in the bathtub. When the dog pushes his way in I have to yell at him to leave because he wants to stare & that IS CREEPY lol

2shameless 0

Tuesday 15 May 2012 18:31

My cat pushes the door open & comes in but just sits in the tub. I draw the line when the dog pushes his way in because of his creepy staring problem lol