Thanks, Mr Whiskers

By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 06:13 - Canada

Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9

I can just imagine OP sitting back down only to hear a *squish* and then that *Wa Wa* music play and OP puts their hand on their forehead and shakes their head

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Pelreskovich 11

That's shitty. Could be worse, could have pooped on the cat. That would have been wonderful to clean up.

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HeyHey_Star 3

Declawing doesn't seem so bad anymore does it?

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doglover339 4

How does your cat get in the bathroom while ur using it??? Ever heard of shutting the door?that might be helpful next time so your cat doesn't come in while ur going to the bathroom

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skatergirl323 0

Cats are jerks

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AcidRaen 4

Thats why you close the damn door.

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2shameless 0

Sometimes the bathroom door doesn't click all the way closed & my cat comes in with me but he just likes to sit in the bathtub. When the dog pushes his way in I have to yell at him to leave because he wants to stare & that IS CREEPY lol

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2shameless 0

My cat pushes the door open & comes in but just sits in the tub. I draw the line when the dog pushes his way in because of his creepy staring problem lol

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