Thanks, Mr Whiskers

By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 06:13 - Canada

Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9

I can just imagine OP sitting back down only to hear a *squish* and then that *Wa Wa* music play and OP puts their hand on their forehead and shakes their head

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Pelreskovich 11

That's shitty. Could be worse, could have pooped on the cat. That would have been wonderful to clean up.

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hamsmum 2

My cat has done that too! Though, I never pooped on the toilet and sat in it, OP. LMAO

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slyace 9

I've reread this 5 times and still.....What the **** just happened???

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DocBastard 38

With all these bathroom FMLs, I'm beginning to think I'm the only one left who's able to sit on a toilet and shit without injuring myself.

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RedPillSucks 31

Could have been worse. The cat could still have been clinging to your ass when you sat back down. Few things are worse than a shit covered angry cat clinging to ANY body part.

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mattorama 15

Does your bathroom not have this thing called a "door?" It's great at keeping cats out while you're taking a crap.

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grannygruber 6

Sounds like a shitty experience, f ur cats life!

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