Miscellaneous: Thanks, Stephen King

Thanks, Stephen King

By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 00:02 - United States - Buford

Today, on Facebook, I mentioned that I'd just finished reading the novel Pet Sematary. Two hours later, I'd lost two friends and my boyfriend, after they commented "learn to spell, dumbass", "u illiterate fucker", and "well, I'm not dating you for your brains, am I?" I hate humanity. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2012 20:59 - United Kingdom - Bedford

Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML

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By fistycunt4 - 06/12/2014 20:22 - United States - Belmont

Today, I posted a picture of me without makeup on Facebook. A "friend" commented, "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied, "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML

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By dana - 16/12/2013 22:43 - United States - Montrose

Today, my boyfriend dumped me via Facebook. I cared more about the spelling mistakes he made than the actual message. FML

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By SmittyJA24 - 20/05/2014 02:38 - United States - Lewiston

Today, my idiot sister had to have her aged dog put down, then she posts on MY Facebook page, "RIP, Buddy, we'll miss you." My adult children and most of my friends thought I died. FML

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By smarter than a mollusk, skinner than a hippo - 10/11/2010 17:33 - United States

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By itsover - 11/12/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML

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By obnum - 24/05/2013 12:26 - United States - New York

Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML

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Treacherous smileys

By Steven - 29/08/2021 20:01 - Canada

Today, I added the wrong reaction to a Facebook post, using the laughing smiley instead of the hug, and only noticed two hours later, when my friend wouldn't talk to me because she thought I like found the fact that her dog died funny. FML

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By TheNaturalOrderofThingsSucks - 11/09/2012 03:13 - United States - Seattle

Today, after pouring my heart out to a beautiful girl on Facebook, and having her return the favor, she typed a final message that read, "That was my friend. Please f*ck off now. Thanks." FML

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BadKitty14 7

Saturday 23 March 2013 6:19

Better to rid yourself of fickle friends now than when it can really hurt you!

AllieCat21 21

Saturday 23 March 2013 6:20

Point out to them that it's the correct spelling. I'd like to see their reactions.

Comments

IsRaeliPrinCess 8

Saturday 23 March 2013 22:28

They could have been polite about it, everyone makes spelling mistakes all the time, so people need to stop acting like they are perfect.

iwadasn 32

Saturday 23 March 2013 23:37

She didn't even make a mistake. The word is deliberately misspelled in the title.

gabby9982 11

Saturday 23 March 2013 22:46

didn't they spell "you" wrong? lol *******.

bridgetv25 8

Sunday 24 March 2013 0:32

Yes post a pic of the book and then dump the retards from your life!

Sandman366 6

Sunday 24 March 2013 2:04

The last 3 words of this FML, more often than not, unfortunately, I agree with, even without the rest of the FML.

mikehuntidges 2

Sunday 24 March 2013 4:51

That was rude as hell of them, but really...I doubt the only time the word cemetary was used was in the title, so you could have been a LITTLE bit closer to spelling it right!

Mademoiselle_fml 34

Sunday 24 March 2013 7:27

The book is actually called Pet Sematary. It's misspelled on purpose.

WickedWolf 11

Sunday 24 March 2013 5:29

Is that how it's spelled on the cover, really? 0.o

Champignon_fml 19

Sunday 24 March 2013 11:53

As was mentioned in most of the comments here, yes. Try Googling it if you want to find out why exactly it's spelled "Sematary" - it's not because Stephen King is illiterate.

EvaWinters 3

Sunday 24 March 2013 18:50

I'm just wondering why you even posted this to begin with, let alone the fact that people are overreacting to a small spelling error...

musiciangirl591 16

Tuesday 26 March 2013 0:42

its not a spelling mistake though, thats the book name, pet sematary

charvisioku 22

Monday 25 March 2013 1:42

I've had a similar situation before (although nobody went as far as to stop talking to me... that's just insane). It was hilarious when I posted a link to the Amazon page with the book cover on it. They all looked so damn stupid.