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By thenanny - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - East Syracuse

Today, I got a very nice compliment on my bra. But it was from a 5 year-old after her 6 month-old brother threw up on my shirt. FML
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Top comments

Tripartita 44

"Wow, that bra barely absorbs any color! You can only sort of see where the vomit was, and the smell isn't even that terrible!"

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Mathusse 14

Maybe the new colour fits it? I personally always wear puke-coloured clothes. The smell and look fit right in my rich neighbourhood.

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Comments

joeyl2008 29

A compliment is a compliment but if you are unsure show me and I will let you know.

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Tripartita 44

You heard the clever man, OP. Send him a link to a vendor that sells your bra, so he can check out the product photos and… verify your compliment, I guess.

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shiba10 26

No need to be a lowkey perv about it #1

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scyth3s 13

Wow, people are sensitive if they think #1 was worth downvoting or is a "low key part." It's a light hearted joke. Get over yourselves.

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danm_1 28

A compliment is a compliment, just take as you get it. Sorry about what happened though, OP.

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Mathusse 14

Maybe the new colour fits it? I personally always wear puke-coloured clothes. The smell and look fit right in my rich neighbourhood.

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SOILEDIT 51

I will be more than happy to supply a second opinion if you wish.

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Tripartita 44

"Wow, that bra barely absorbs any color! You can only sort of see where the vomit was, and the smell isn't even that terrible!"

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jentrynicole 20

I'm sorry, OP! I hope you were able to get the stain out of your shirt!

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OhPuhleeze 23

well.... if you want more adults to compliment you, you have to let more adults see you in that bra..

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OhPuhleeze 23

I guess that's one of the advantages of being a kid; you can speak your mind without thinking what the other person will say or wondering if it is politically correct to say something. Like as a grown man, even if I see a nice bra on a girl/woman through her see through white top, what would I do? Go and tell her nice bra lady? It really supports your breasts? Cute flowers? I think if I were to do that, I would be reading an fml like "Today at the park, a grown ass random man commented on my bra. What a loser. FML" I guess a guy can't have it any way.

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