That he's a dumbass?

By Anonymous - 01/06/2020 05:03

Today, I was told by my boyfriend of 12 years that he wants to break up. He wants to be free to follow his "MGTOW beliefs." I had to look up what it meant. What am I supposed to tell our 2 little boys? FML

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Same thing different taste

By Tara115 - 09/02/2014 07:20 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML

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A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do

By Anonymous - 08/08/2022 04:00 - Canada - Garson

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML

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Under pressure

By Anonymous - 18/09/2023 14:00

Today, I told my boyfriend of five months that it's time he stopped fighting for custody with his baby mama, and to start focusing more on my kids, whom he said he would take responsibility for. He responded by telling me to pack my things, saying we should all leave. FML

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Feelings

By Anon - 19/10/2020 07:57 - United States

Today, my parents told me, after 30 years of marriage, that they are getting a divorce. I went to my boyfriend's apartment because I needed some comfort. While sobbing to him, he decided to dump me on the spot because my reaction to the news was "immature" and he wants an "adult" relationship. FML

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Don't tempt me

By Anonymous - 20/09/2022 06:30 - United Kingdom - Aberdare

Today, I made the mistake of telling my boyfriend I was taking my kids to my mother's until he has decided if he wants to carry on being a boyfriend and stepfather. While we were gone, he apparently realised how good his life could be without us, and dumped me. I fucked up. FML

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By gutsforme - 11/08/2010 10:40 - New Zealand

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for for his birthday in a couple of days. He replied "to be single" and walked out of the room. FML

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Gamers rise up

By Games - 20/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML

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Is this Brexit?

By Anonymous - 05/09/2019 05:03 - Canada - Toronto

Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML

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Share your advice in the comments below, I guess

By Anonymous - 14/07/2023 10:00

Today, I don’t know how to tell my boyfriend I’m not happy with him anymore. I need advice about how to do it. FML

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By dumped - 14/12/2011 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? His best mate got dumped yesterday and my boyfriend thought it would be 'more fun' to be 'single lads together'. FML

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Monday 1 June 2020 6:23

**** him over legally those beliefs are just an excuse to abandon responsibility

Nhayaa 21

Monday 1 June 2020 5:49

What to tell them? To not follow his bad example. The guy is a douch. You and your boys are better off without him.

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Nhayaa 21

Monday 1 June 2020 5:49

What to tell them? To not follow his bad example. The guy is a douch. You and your boys are better off without him.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 1 June 2020 5:56

Tell them when they are men, they will have to go their own way. I hope this movement gets very popular. Losers like me can use all the help we get with the ladies!😂😂😂

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Monday 1 June 2020 6:23

**** him over legally those beliefs are just an excuse to abandon responsibility

Robert Cruikshank 7

Monday 1 June 2020 11:26

Sorry this happened op. But this seems like an ad for this organization maybe?

Ambrily 27

Monday 1 June 2020 21:52

How so?

Sarah Kryski-Kenny 3

Monday 1 June 2020 18:44

Tell them your dad has decided to join what is eventually gonna be labeled a hate group. The Southern Poverty Law Center has been keeping a close eye on them, and so they should.

Hangryko 29

Monday 1 June 2020 21:26

I accidentally upvoted Robert Cruikshank's comment when I meant to downvote. 🤦‍♀️ How do I undo it?

Ambrily 27

Monday 1 June 2020 21:53

You can't, unfortunately, at least as far as I'm aware. I wish I could down vote that comment twice, one for me and one for you.

Hangryko 29

Tuesday 2 June 2020 23:18

Thanks, Ambrily. I wish you could too but I appreciate the thought. 🙂 I reached out to the mods on Facebook yesterday; hopefully they can help.

ftpallday666 16

Tuesday 2 June 2020 7:18

**** that idiot. You’re better off without him and one day you and the kids will see it

Lora Wood 11

Tuesday 2 June 2020 15:51

Tell them they will be going with their father. Then inform him of your decision. He will reconsider his choice when the work falls on him. Love to make men squirm.