Sex and Intimacy: That'll do it

That'll do it

By Zippyzoo - 03/02/2009 22:16 - United States

Today, when my boyfriend was about to orgasm, I suddenly sneezed all over his face. FML

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By WorstMedicalBill - 20/11/2009 14:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on when I realized I had to sneeze. Not wanting to sneeze on her, I tried my hardest to hold it in. When I climaxed, I couldn't hold it in any more and sneezed all over her face. FML

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By anonymous - 05/09/2014 16:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was about to sneeze. To avoid getting his new tablet wet, he chose to sneeze right into my face instead. FML

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By gross - 20/10/2010 16:14 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed with a pedestal fan on facing us when my boyfriend sneezed. Where did he sneeze? Into the fan, which then sprayed it all over my face. FML

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By sneezeattack - 14/05/2012 05:27 - United States - Aurora

Today, my boyfriend got so happy when he thought he'd finally given me an orgasm. I was covering an urge to sneeze. FML

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You coming?

By snotface - 23/04/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She started panting harder and going, "AH, AH, AH..." and I thought she was about to come. Next thing I know, there's snot splattered all over my face and neck. Turns out it was a sneeze. FML

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Do it again

By thornrose22 - 01/11/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 11:26 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML

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By SierraDiaz2097 - 23/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Vardaman

Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML

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By Achoo - 15/10/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2014 12:11 - United States - Brevard

Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML

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LetsJamSam 0

Friday 6 March 2009 3:03

did he say "god bless you"?

Sipos 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 1:37

LOL. I bet it was actually pretty fun for him though, muscles clenching and all that.

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Imdead 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 21:23

#5, you're full of shit. As for the poster, that's pretty embarrassing, but so is a queef and we don't really care. So what if you sneezed. If a chick sneezed on me, I'd just wash my face. Not like you did it on purpose.

maiximillion 0

Monday 29 June 2009 4:10

we will see who is full of shit, itll be you. being sneezed on is a bit of an embarrising moodkill dontcha think?

yourstruly888 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 6:31

Its more like payback if you have ever finnished in someones face. its called Kharma

Imnotreallyblack 10

Monday 18 April 2016 23:05

yeah, it's probably just super embarrassing, plus we don't know if it was his first (while with her) so she could feel pretty bad about it, especially if she worked really hard for a long time to get there..

Eir_fml 1

Friday 20 February 2009 1:12

I might have stopped and laughed if that happened. @7: I dunno, it's adorable when a small animal sneezes, but when a human does it's kinda usually loud and messy. @9: haha, ew.