You coming?

By snotface - 23/04/2009 19:47 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She started panting harder and going, "AH, AH, AH..." and I thought she was about to come. Next thing I know, there's snot splattered all over my face and neck. Turns out it was a sneeze. FML
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TurtleGenius 0

Probably the best feeling she got all night...

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Phillay632 0

Pull out and spray a bodily fluid all over her face and neck, you're even.

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classicalteen 0

NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY I'M FIRST :D ps. that's icky.

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Mr_Trumpet 0

Second is the best! =P And that seriously made me lol.

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classicalteen 0

second is sooo not best :] if there was a trophy, mine would totally be bigger :] lol

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TurtleGenius 0

Probably the best feeling she got all night...

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fuckmyl1f333 0

thats nasty im sorry

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iPhanny 0

I'm sorry but that made me LOL. Wow, srsly #4?

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xlovelessx 0

woahh u look like me o.o

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melkell 0

you all look the same

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nina_fml 0

If you can't tell the difference between having to sneeze and being close to ******, YDI.

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