That one weird friend

By MsSmellyFeet - 16/11/2022 04:00 - United States - Bedford

Today, my friend and I went back to my house after a gym session. After I took my shoes and socks off in the foyer, I told her to wait while I brought some post-workout smoothies. I came back to find her sniffing my socks. She stared back at me for a bit, said, "Uh, catch ya later", and left with my socks. FML
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RichardPencil 30

The "friendship" thing was just a ruse. It was just an elaborate sweaty sock heist scheme. You've been hit by ... the Smooth Criminal. Annie, are you OK?

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Thaylok 17

Socks, especially sweaty ones hold our scent tight (closed inside the shoes). I think she LIKES your smell. Maybe even secretly crushes on you. I would expect an FML from her perspective about being caught by her crush inhaling his sweaty sock scent and panic fled (accidently with his socks)

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Anderling 32

I’m at a loss. She didn’t even drop your socks??? Just ran off and took them?????

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JackWood 20

I've heard of foot fetish but never sock fetish. Learn somptin new ever day.

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tiptoppc 19

My wife loves smelling me even when I’m so ripe, i can’t stand myself. No clue how she finds it so alluring, but my cat rubs against my feet due to the strong sense of smells it puts off. So I’m guessing genetic compatibility makes people genetically compatible to find others that line up, smell heavenly. It’s not weird, it’s science.

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Thaylok 17

Socks, especially sweaty ones hold our scent tight (closed inside the shoes). I think she LIKES your smell. Maybe even secretly crushes on you. I would expect an FML from her perspective about being caught by her crush inhaling his sweaty sock scent and panic fled (accidently with his socks)

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RichardPencil 30

The "friendship" thing was just a ruse. It was just an elaborate sweaty sock heist scheme. You've been hit by ... the Smooth Criminal. Annie, are you OK?

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