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By Anonymous - 03/02/2017 22:00 - United Kingdom - Hull

Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML

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By Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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By skrewedguy - 08/12/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML

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By MsSmellyFeet - 16/11/2022 04:00 - United States - Bedford

Today, my friend and I went back to my house after a gym session. After I took my shoes and socks off in the foyer, I told her to wait while I brought some post-workout smoothies. I came back to find her sniffing my socks. She stared back at me for a bit, said, "Uh, catch ya later", and left with my socks. FML

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By JayBausch - 17/08/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I went to retrieve my sneakers that my wife made me leave outside the door of our hotel room. Somebody had shat in one of them. FML

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By CHStennis_4 - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

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By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2022 04:00

Today, I went through the stuff that I'd left at my ex’s place and started unpacking it. I found a pair of another girl's panties. We broke up a little over a week ago. FML

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You deserved it 162

By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me, the reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2012 11:53 - Canada

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML

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You deserved it 4 194

By Anonymous - 27/09/2013 20:33 - United States - Spring Branch

Today, I broke up with my abusive girlfriend. She responded by breaking into my place and stabbing my hamster with a fork. FML

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You deserved it 4 556

chudun 18

Friday 3 February 2017 22:10

Sock her ass, she sounds like a piece of shit.

cheeology 22

Friday 3 February 2017 22:07

how does one shit in a sock? I think you need to fight fire with fire and shit on her door step OP, add glitter for a nice touch.

Comments

cheeology 22

Friday 3 February 2017 22:07

how does one shit in a sock? I think you need to fight fire with fire and shit on her door step OP, add glitter for a nice touch.

jakey94_boss 8

Sunday 5 February 2017 3:28

He should shit in a bag and light it on fire

mikeskatesnj 1

Sunday 12 February 2017 21:18

Dude that's just what I thought. We think alike lol ?

chudun 18

Friday 3 February 2017 22:10

Sock her ass, she sounds like a piece of shit.

jdogg1971 0

Sunday 5 February 2017 4:09

Really?

Tripartita 44

Friday 3 February 2017 22:12

Man, she's lost control of you AND her bowels. What's next?

Balphleair 24

Friday 3 February 2017 22:19

Throw it in her face

renafire 16

Friday 3 February 2017 22:25

Was your girlfriend a cat? Or perhaps a rabbit?

renafire 16

Friday 3 February 2017 22:25

Was your girlfriend a cat? Or perhaps a rabbit?

writerchic85 25

Friday 3 February 2017 22:30

Sounds like you were dating a cat

CreativeName1 6

Friday 3 February 2017 22:34

Hide the sock under her seat in her car.

Mr_Mole 24

Friday 3 February 2017 22:57

Sounds normal for Hull.

cuponoods 7

Friday 3 February 2017 23:17

Hopefully you didn't find out after putting on that sock! Sorry to hear this OP, good thing you aren't with her anymore!

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