Work, Kids and Health: That's all I am to you?

That's all I am to you?

By Butterfly - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I warned my boss that I wouldn't be able take part in a very important meeting I've been working on for 6 months due to my son being ill. He told me, "Don't worry about it, we'll just put a flowerpot on your chair instead." FML

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identikit 0

Friday 20 February 2009 0:17

#3 The last thing any child wants is a random stranger looking after them when they are ill.

kenltd 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 12:46

I'll keep an eye out for the FML about you getting fired and the plant is your replacement

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sethrazdizzle 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 18:53

Or there just gonna get a leetle but high 

sammehsaurus 0

Tuesday 13 April 2010 9:10

Pot plant or potted plant? lol clarification would help.

Aero_boy 4

Sunday 27 June 2010 8:14

Hmm.. I'm also having trouble figuring out if its marihuana or just a plant.. Because I don't see how how pot is involved in the FML lol.

CitizenSnipz 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 22:19

the voss called him a slacking stoner. putting marijuana in the seat is just as good as OP being invthe seat.

melpo 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 16:35

pot plant in europe means potted plant here. nothing to do with *marijuana.

WickedClownMCL 1

Friday 6 January 2012 3:25

That would of been perfectly fine with me, cept id show up, steal the plant and smoke it up.

Bladian 5

Sunday 11 March 2012 11:09

Shut up Juggalo.

jackieteague 12

Sunday 20 March 2016 17:58

Know your worth

moodyreallyrocks 27

Friday 15 April 2016 17:57

Probably your boss was just kidding..

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Today, my parents finally fulfilled my wish of a pet that I could take care of for a few years. They got a parrot. I guess 75 years or more is a few years to my parents. FML

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