By We raised that fool - 06/08/2014 13:21 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, I went for a romantic, anniversary meal with my wife. It was amazing, until we had to rush home halfway through because our daughter rang, informing us that her 20-year-old sister had broken her wrist trying to jump from the roof, onto the trampoline and into the pool. She 'miscalculated'. FML
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You deserved it 4 034
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emmingle 24

Hate to break it to you, but natural selection will eventually step in.

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lnheritance 19

Classic idiotic trends spreading through the internet, then recreated by the young minds.

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R3TROxLOV3 32

x_x I don't know about you, but that's not a "classic" for myself, or any of the other 20 year olds I know. I've done a lot of stupid shit, but even I know better than to try and pull what the OP's daughter did.

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maximus_prime 24

I wonder if your daughter used the catchphrase that defines many a young adult, "hold my beer and watch this".

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xx000o 27

They could have waited, dinner was more important than an idiot 20yr old. You only have an anniversary once a year, you have your children in all their glorious stupidity 365 days every year.

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ComoEsJuan 24

I hate to break it to you, but your child seems a bit wreckless.

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emmingle 24

Hate to break it to you, but natural selection will eventually step in.

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rainbowsandshit1 20

Why didn't she just go from the trampoline to the pool

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cakefete2 30

That would be too safe for her tastes. Epic or bust. Can you guess which one she picked?

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shine999 12

Wow..just wow!! And the best parents award goes to OP! ;) jk hope after this stunt she realized what a fool she is! Good lord!

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jack_jill05 14

How exactly is this OPs fault? you cant control everything your child does, especially if youre not home AND theyre 20 years old.

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shine999 12

Well if you had read my comment properly you would have known what I exactly meant.

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jack_jill05 14

im sorry, all the exclamation points and smiley faces were distracting me from the abbreviated 'just kidding.' my bad.

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nix1993 41

#43 I don't know what comment you were looking at but I just counted 5.

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teentee401 36

43: might want to count the exclamation points again

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mrwilsong 6

There should be a "they deserve it" button. It would Be a funny fml from her point of view

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sjbartholome 14

Thank goodness the wrist was the only thing broken after all that.

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gracehi 31

I dunno. Might have been nice if she had sustained some sort of injury that prevented her from reproducing, but didn't harm her in any other way.

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DeltaDragonxx 20

I think the small part of her brain called "common sense" is also broken

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baseballbv 17

"Common sense" was obviously already broken some time ago.

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MisterEx 28

Apparently, so are OP's hopes and dreams for her.

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sayyestothedress 24

Happy anniversary! Lol! I'm sorry that your anniversary was ruined, even if it was a stupid stunt I would be very worried! @ #6 OP daughter.

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Dreamsorrow93 24

I mean it would of been fun had I not missed.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Would HAVE*, and what did you miss?

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