Music, Awkward and Miscellaneous: That's not my name - FML

That's not my name

By noname - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Alexandria

Today, I found out that my fellow marching band mates all refer to me as "The short girl with big tits" because none of them can remember my name. FML

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plaguer 26

Friday 27 April 2012 15:35

A lot of girls would dig that nickname, though. Or at the very least, just dig having big enough **** to be remembered by.

stevenJB 25

Friday 27 April 2012 15:36

BOOBIES. That is all. :)

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yijingwang 1

Sunday 29 April 2012 16:02

this is just like someone in my band class!! shes under 5 feet, has ginormous boobs, and her name is Dynazshia or however you spell it so no one ever remembers her name!

Svensen 5

Sunday 29 April 2012 21:58

Well, i don't need any Pictures.. Marry me right away? =D

thatguy7667 2

Monday 30 April 2012 1:14

At least u have big ****.

blackman100 20

Monday 30 April 2012 6:55

Take it as and compilment

lil_ski 0

Monday 30 April 2012 7:33

Could be worse.

Chrispayne 4

Monday 30 April 2012 19:15

Better the short boy thats dresses like a girl

yeeaahh55 7

Wednesday 2 May 2012 2:57

Its betterthan not being known by your band mates

x20megg10x 1

Wednesday 2 May 2012 3:31

Atleast they even have a name for u...ur in a marching band, most people probaby wont even know u at ur school reunion or in their year book.

frekigeri 4

Saturday 12 May 2012 22:59

Hey baby how you doin' ;)

ohmybobbert 16

Wednesday 23 May 2012 9:46

you know, talking to them and not being socially awkward helps. try doing that and you won't have that pathetic nickname.

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Today, my boyfriend told me to completely shave off all of my already-groomed pubic area because, "It looks so unnatural." Ignoring the obvious lack of logic, I asked him why he keeps his totally ungroomed. Turns out "Men having hair is okay. Women aren't supposed to, though." FML

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Today, I discovered that my very recent ex-fiancé tried to bang his sister-in-law several times while we were still together. The best part? She’s my son's teacher and she waited until we'd broken up to tell me. FML

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Today, my friend and I were in her mom's car talking about which job was harder: actor or artist. I said, "Art is easy. You just scribble on a piece of paper and call it abstract art." Her mom squinted at me in the rear-view mirror and my friend stopped talking. Then she said, "My mom is an artist." FML

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Today, I was in my car with my window down at a red light. Outside, a sweet old lady was sitting on a bench with her dog sleeping next to her. I yelled out the window to tell her how cute her dog was. She replied, "He's dead" and cried. FML

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