That's not my name

By noname - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Alexandria

Today, I found out that my fellow marching band mates all refer to me as "The short girl with big tits" because none of them can remember my name. FML
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Top comments

plaguer 26

A lot of girls would dig that nickname, though. Or at the very least, just dig having big enough **** to be remembered by.

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stevenJB 25

BOOBIES. That is all. :)

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Comments

yijingwang 1

this is just like someone in my band class!! shes under 5 feet, has ginormous boobs, and her name is Dynazshia or however you spell it so no one ever remembers her name!

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Svensen 5

Well, i don't need any Pictures.. Marry me right away? =D

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blackman100 20

Take it as and compilment

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Chrispayne 4

Better the short boy thats dresses like a girl

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yeeaahh55 7

Its betterthan not being known by your band mates

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x20megg10x 1

Atleast they even have a name for u...ur in a marching band, most people probaby wont even know u at ur school reunion or in their year book.

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ohmybobbert 16

you know, talking to them and not being socially awkward helps. try doing that and you won't have that pathetic nickname.

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