That's not my name

By noname - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Alexandria

Today, I found out that my fellow marching band mates all refer to me as "The short girl with big tits" because none of them can remember my name. FML
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plaguer 26

A lot of girls would dig that nickname, though. Or at the very least, just dig having big enough **** to be remembered by.

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stevenJB 25

BOOBIES. That is all. :)

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thunderfball33 2

Just remember, not all girls are blessed! Be happy with that name :)

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hateevryone 14

Well.......at least you have big ****.

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gabe_2011 1

Let's have a look see. Make sure the name fits :p jk

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sharkwkrox 0

At least you have big ****. :)

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5t3ff1k4h 44

You know what, not everyone -wants- big ****. It's highly disrespectful to refer to a girl like that, whether she has big boobs, a big nose, or a big ass. Doesn't matter.

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veghead95 6

The same thing happens to me. It feels awful though, and it's so disrespectful you know?

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lilypie86 0

Lol I'm short with big boobs too so I probably get called that behind my back x

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