That's not my name

By noname - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Alexandria

Today, I found out that my fellow marching band mates all refer to me as "The short girl with big tits" because none of them can remember my name. FML
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plaguer 26

A lot of girls would dig that nickname, though. Or at the very least, just dig having big enough **** to be remembered by.

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stevenJB 25

BOOBIES. That is all. :)

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babyshaft408 8

Nice u have big boobs. Take a pic I'll be the judge

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lizzzieee04 5

Thats marching band for ya. I was The Midvoice Girl with the Big ****. According to drumline at least.. XD

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SpRiTzSpLaSh 7

I hated marching band season. Sigh. (Trumpeter)

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StalwartKitten 4

Would you rather be known as a member of the itty bitty titty committee? Be happy with your body and enjoy your fun bags.

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miamonsterkitty 6

mine refer to me as "that wierd emo chick who has way too many panic attacks"

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bobbos100 2

Pick a new hobby or just be happy they talk about your ****

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wolfshadow 4

Or Short-Big, for short.

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bozly 4

Sounds like marching band to me. At least they don't call you "fuckable"

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