By crayons128 - 24/01/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
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FYLDeep 25

I'd be pretty pissed off too if I got a big sticky white mess all over my face.

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DocBastard 38

If I had a quarter for every time I've said, "Don't pull out too late or you'll have a big mess on your..." um, uh... Nevermind.

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FYLDeep 25

I'd be pretty pissed off too if I got a big sticky white mess all over my face.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

You've a sick mind, FYLDeep. It's one of your best qualities.

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AmadeusMop 0

Bow chicka bow wow

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agigantorllama 0

Lol same here bro

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FYLDeep 25

You have to blow those flamers a little harder next time OP.

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RedPillSucks 31

Two back to back wins. Have a good night sleep, Mr. Deep.

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FYLDeep 25

Thanks, RedPill. This post just had so many things to work with I decided I better spilt my thoughts up into two comments. Plus, I got here early enough that nobody had worked any angles yet. So I should be able to sleep good now.

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Jazzo 1

wow that sucks! I've actually had that happen to me when I was about 7 years old :( i pulled the marshmallows away and it flung at me and melted to my lip, soooo gross

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Acousticpixie14 6

And that, my friend, is why you should be careful when handling inflamed objects.

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Miss_Michaela 10

That actually made me laugh. :D You can just imagine it happening. :P

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SlyTail 5

It just wanted a hug :(

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rcmat89 0

sounds like something directly off the new guy starring dj qualls

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LemonStarship 5

Who knew that such an innocent treat could become so dreadful.

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